Tyresmoke Top Trumps - what's yours?

Mook · 03-07-2009, 04:08 PM

This has got to be based on your own car (or one of your own cars if you've got more than one!).

So we can start with your bhp per tonne and bhp per litre...

Mollox · 03-07-2009, 04:11 PM

256 per tonne (apparently) and 103.5 per litre

and then the S3

196 per tonne and 147.2

Mook · 03-07-2009, 04:15 PM

Is the S3 one there just in case you're lying?

Tipex · 03-07-2009, 04:21 PM

Err, 69.44bhp per litre,

and 50bhp per tonne.

Can't see anyone beating that, we are playing golf rules I take it?

Biscuits · 03-07-2009, 04:22 PM

Wish this thread has started a few weeks ago......

shark_90 · 03-07-2009, 04:23 PM

196.6bhp per tonne and 135bhp/litre.

(The only person I can think of who'll beat Mook is Drinks!)

shark_90 · 03-07-2009, 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Biscuits

Wish this thread has started a few weeks ago......

I just read that and then looked at your revised (and particularly small) signature. You own two of my most hated cars ever... why not chop the 1-series in for a Ssangyong Rodius to match the X6??

theduisbergkid · 03-07-2009, 04:25 PM

Off the top of my head...

127 bhp/ton and 71 bhp/litre for one
158 bhp/ton and 80 bhp/litre for the other one

Both silver, both RWD, both 2 door. One built in Japan from domestic-appliance grade tin, the other from lumps of Nazi iron.

Is this where you trump us all with your Gti Mook ?

Dave · 03-07-2009, 04:26 PM

Can i play the torque card?.. 760Nm

theduisbergkid · 03-07-2009, 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave

Can i play the torque card?.. 760Nm

Only if you play the weight card

03-07-2009, 04:08 PM	#1 (permalink)
Mook the Puke Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: All over the place Posts: 20,614	Tyresmoke Top Trumps - what's yours? This has got to be based on your own car (or one of your own cars if you've got more than one!). So we can start with your bhp per tonne and bhp per litre... __________________

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Mollox It's a Mini Adventure Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: London Posts: 24,834	256 per tonne (apparently) and 103.5 per litre and then the S3 196 per tonne and 147.2 __________________

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theduisbergkid Torque King comfy shoe wearer Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Yerp. Posts: 8,750	Off the top of my head... 127 bhp/ton and 71 bhp/litre for one 158 bhp/ton and 80 bhp/litre for the other one Both silver, both RWD, both 2 door. One built in Japan from domestic-appliance grade tin, the other from lumps of Nazi iron. Is this where you trump us all with your Gti Mook ? __________________ My car / booze / weathergirl related blatherings on Twitter. Last edited by theduisbergkid; 03-07-2009 at 04:27 PM. Reason: bath maths...

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