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About chris45

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    Over the hill


  • Location
    Berkshire Reading
  • Car Make
    VW R32
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    R32 Silver DSG
  1. Top Gear s.23

  2. Arm Rest

    Hi Guys My son bought his mkv R32 last year its a 2005. and was wondering where to get hold of an arm rest and how difficult it would be to fit, and the cost involved, our local VW quoted him an arm and a leg. any help would be appreciated
  3. Anxiety attacks

    I have had the exact same thing with the heart racing,it seems any thing with a decongestant has the same effect
  4. MK5 R32 Values...........

    I part exchanged my R32 March 2006 Leather and a few other bits with 25000 miles on the clock, for another R in March 2008, and managed to get £21,500, just before the bottom fell out the market
  5. problem with Golf 5 GTI DSG gear box

    I had this problem in my first R32 mine only happened as others have said when the gear box was cold, also it only happened when the temperture was below zero, on three occasions only. not had it in present car yet
  6. Rattle woes!!

    Just another thought I had a rattle in my R32 which I thought was coming from the same area. thought it might be a cable knocking inside dash (drove me mad) eventually I took it back to the dealers who tell me it was a stone stuck under ther car somewhere?
  7. M3 M25 roadworks

    Thanks (unbelievable)
  8. M3 M25 roadworks

    Does anyone know why, when you come off the M25 clockwise on to the M3 there are roadworks, and a 50 mph speed limit. with average speed cameras? in all the time I have been using that stretch of road I have not seen any one working is it just a revenue collection?
  9. Well, it LOOKED like a car park space

    Reckon he was just dipping his lights
  10. whiskey

    does it make you think
  11. my penis

    my penis feels exepitiomal long shoud i maturbate
  12. Petrol Economy

    Checked my mpg last night on my journey home managed 19mpg, God I had some fun!!!!!
  13. Todays Fuel Protests

    FW: PERSONAL - PRICE OF PETROL [scanned] See what you think and pass it on if you agree with it We are hitting £1 1 9.9 a litre in some areas now, soon we will be faced with paying £ 2.00 a litre. Philip Hollsworth offered this good idea: This makes MUCH MORE SENSE than the 'don't buy petrol on a certain day campaign that was going around last April or May! The oil companies just laughed at that because they knew we wouldn't continue to hurt ourselves by refusing to buy petrol. It was more of an inconvenience to us than it was a problem for them. BUT, whoever thought of this idea, has come up with a plan that can really work. Please read it and join in! Now that the oil companies and the OPEC nations have conditioned us to think that the cost of a litre is CHEAP, we need to take aggressive action to teach them that BUYERS control the market place not sellers. With the price of petrol going up more each day, we consumers need to take action. The only way we are going to see the price of petrol come down is if we hit someone in the pocket by not purchasing their Petrol! And we can do that WITHOUT hurting ourselves. Here's the idea: For the rest of this year DON'T purchase ANY petrol from the two biggest oil companies (which now are one), ESSO and BP.If they are not selling any petrol, they will be inclined to reduce their prices. If they reduce their prices, the other companies will have to follow suit. But to have an impact we need to reach literally millions of Esso and BP petrol buyers. It's really simple to do!! Now, don't wimp out on me at this point... keep reading and I'll explain how simple it is to reach millions of people!! I am sending this note to a lot of people. If each of you send it to at least ten more (30 x 10 = 300)... and those 300 send it to at least ten more (300 x 10 = 3,000) ... and so on, by the time the message reaches the sixth generation of people, we will have reached over THREE MILLION consumers! If those three million get excited and pass this on to ten friends each, then 30 million people will have been contacted! If it goes one level further, you guessed it... .. THREE HUNDRED MILLION PEOPLE!!! Again, all You have to do is send this to 10 people. That's all.(and not buy at ESSO/BP) How long would all that take? If each of us sends this email out to ten more people within one day of receipt, all 300 MILLION people could conceivably be contacted within the next 8 days!!! Acting together we can make a difference. If this makes sense to you, please pass this message on. PLEASE HOLD OUT UNTIL THEY LOWER THEIR PRICES TO THE 69p a LITRE RANGE It's easy to make this happen. Just forward this email, and buy your petrol at Shell, Asda,Tesco, Sainsburys, Morrisons Jet etc., i.e., boycott BP and Esso See what you think and pass it on if you agree with it And if everyone gives me a pound I will share it with you lot
  14. French speed cameras

    Having just been away for a few days travelling through France, I noticed on one occasion whilst driving down one of the toll roads, at quite a rapid pace my car registration and some message flashed up on an overhead gantry, (I was traveling a bit to fast to make out what the message said) and I am assuming that I was speeding so my question is, am I likely to hear anything about it now that I am back in dear old Blighty?
  15. Subject: Passport Application Dear Minister, I'm in the process of renewing my passport but I am a total loss to understand or believe the hoops I am being asked to jump through. How is it that Bert Smith of T.V. Rentals Basingstoke has my address and telephone number and knows that I bought a satellite dish from them back in 1994, and yet, the Government is still asking me where I was born and on what date? How come that nice West African immigrant chappy who comes round every Thursday night with his DVD rentals van can tell me every film or video I have had out since he started his business up eleven years ago, yet you still want me to remind you of my last three jobs, two of which were with contractors working for the government? How come the T.V. detector van can tell if my T.V. is on, what channel I am watching and whether I have paid my licence or not, and yet if I win the government run lottery they have no idea I have won or where I am and will keep the bloody money to themselves if I fail to claim in good time. Do you people do this by hand? You have my birth date on numerous files you hold on me, including the one with all the income tax forms I've filed for the past 30-odd years. It's on my health insurance card, my driver's licence, on the last four passports I've had, on all those stupid customs declaration forms I've had to fill out before being allowed off the planes and boats over the last 30 years, and all those insufferable census forms that are done every ten years and the electoral registration forms I have to complete, by law, every time our lords and masters are up for re-election. Would somebody please take note, once and for all, I was born in Maidenhead on the 4th of March 1957, my mother's name is Mary, her maiden name was Reynolds, my father's name is Robert, and I'd be absolutely astounded if that ever changed between now and the day I die! I apologize Minister. I'm obviously not myself this morning. But between you and me, I have simply had enough! You mail the application to my house, then you ask me for my address. What is going on? Do you have a gang of Neanderthals working there? Look at my damn picture. Do I look like Bin Laden? I don't want to activate the Fifth Reich for God's sake! I just want to go and park my weary backside on a sunny, sandy beach for a couple of week's well-earned rest away from all this crap. Well, I have to go now, because I have to go to back to Salisbury and get another copy of my birth certificate because you lost the last one. AND to the tune of 60 quid! What a racket THAT is!! Would it be so complicated to have all the services in the same spot to assist in the issuance of a new passport the same day? But nooooo, that'd be too damn easy and maybe make sense. You'd rather have us running all over the place like chickens with our heads cut off, then find some tosser to confirm that it's really me on the goddamn picture - you know... the one where we're not allowed to smile in case we look as if we are enjoying the process! Hey, you know why we can't smile? 'Cause we're totally jacked off! I served in the armed forces for more than 25 years including over ten years at the Ministry of Defense in London. I have had security clearances which allowed me to sit in the Cabinet Office, five seats away from the Prime Minister while he was being briefed on the first Gulf War and I have been doing volunteer work for the British Red Cross ever since I left the Services. However, I have to get someone "important" to verify who I am -- you know, someone like my doctor... who, before he got his medical degree 6 months ago WAS LIVING IN PAKISTAN... Yours sincerely, An Irate British Citizen.