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LIz Hurley dreams about me. Fact.
It turns out you can swear as much as you ****ing well want in this part. So, twats, I'd like the bastard he took my 38,500+ posts off me to ****ing give them back. Thanks.
Can I hve my 38,800 posts back please? You twat.
Ooo look, status updates! Wayhey!
Sadly missed mate. Godspeed.