garcon magnifique

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  1. New pants please

    It’s remarkably therapeutic watching Audi drivers make complete ****ing tits of themselves.
  2. Buckled Alloy Compensation?

    I've just looked.
  3. iMac Pro Performance

    Haven't looked at detail specs for a while, but I can recommend Lenovo as a good, solid mainstream brand that makes laptops robust enough for kids (and elderly parents...).
  4. DLR Fog Light Grill

    Yes, but they only work between Bank and South Quay.
  5. 2018 UK F1 TV schedule

    BTCC without Flash? ****ing glorified banger racing. Endurance and historic for me. And Caterhams.
  6. CHAVMOBILE Spotting...

    Hey Cruiser, is this you?
  7. New 2nd Hand car time, Signum size

    Minis are ****ing massive these days though.
  8. CHAVMOBILE Spotting...

    Noble as the sticker on the back window is, I think the more appropriate advice in this instance would be DON'T DRINK & BUY.
  9. New pants please

    I reckon they just do it to show off cos they know they're on camera.
  10. SPOTY 2017

    Ah. Well, to be fair, I wouldn't want to go to Liverpool either. I wonder if Lewis is feeling any less #blessed now his public have rejected him for being a tax dodging foreigner.
  11. SPOTY 2017

    I read somewhere that Mo was in LA? Talking of skipping through, and completely off topic, having Top Gear on Amazon now is really useful, because you can fast forward through the Celebrity Twàt-Off bit. (And marvel at how much of the show it wastes...)
  12. SPOTY 2017

    To him as much as anyone else, apparently. When a last minute campaign in a couple of bike mags swings second place for him, you have to wonder how many people bothered to vote overall. And you never see all the bookies being so ridiculously far off unless something weird's going on. SPOTY has only survived this long because the BBC loves talking about itself so much. I'm absolutely sure there are BBC execs who genuinely believe that sports people cherish a SPOTY award as highly as their professional championships and gold medals. Utterly delusional.
  13. SPOTY 2017

    Who won the award for most creative medical team?
  14. SPOTY 2017

    Also, the fact Jonnie Peacock almost certainly got so many votes entirely as a result of his endeavours on Strictly proves that democracy is vastly overrated in this age of morons.
  15. SPOTY 2017

    I've got a new acronym for this event. BBCSTASOTBBCEFOUWTCTROSVIPOTY BBC Sports That Are Still On The BBC Except For One Unexpected Wildcard That's Clearly The Result Of Some Voting Irregularities Personality Of The Year.