agazzard

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About agazzard

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    Ford Fiesta ST
  • Birthday 12/04/1972
  1. Poem

    Mary had a little lamb It's fleece was black as soot And into Mary's sweaty clam his sooty foot he put
  2. A couple of one liners (Txt)

    [ QUOTE ] What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug [/ QUOTE ] What do you call a man without a spade on his head? Douglas
  3. As it says above, my beloved RX8 is having to be sold. Only reason for selling is that the boot space has now become completely impractical with three people in the house now playing golf. 62500 miles. Owned from new. Full Mazda Service History. Black Leather. Heated Seats. Built-in Sat-Nav. Rear Parking Sensors. S/S Side Strakes. Detachable Towbar. Private Plate (**RXB) to be sold with car. Good condition. Looking for £10,500 ono Car advertised elsewhere too so may sell at any time. I work along the M4 so viewing doesn't have to be all the way down in deepest darkest devon. Cheers.
  4. Mouse Balls and Mouse Ball Inspector

    I was slowly moving down the thread thinking "I wonder if Ari has checked Snopes?" Nice to know some things never change.
  5. Family Guy does star wars

    I believe the full version was taken down from youtube for some reason. A copy can be found here: Family Guy Linky It's a 45Mb file though. Enjoy
  6. Baker

    Like it!!!
  7. Apologies to the Irish but...

    Like it
  8. Decree Absolute, its all over now

    All the best matey!
  9. Addictive little game!

    Done it. 244
  10. Addictive little game!

    How many levels are there?
  11. 'Getting it on' with an engaged girl

    Now that's not Fair.
  12. 'Getting it on' with an engaged girl

    Just hurry up with the pics, we're all waiting here!!!
  13. Viens a moi

    Two chav girls walk up to the perfume counter in Boots and pick up a sample bottle..... Joanne sprays it on her wrist and smells it...."thats quite nice, innit, dont ya fink Trace?" Tracey says "yeah, whats it called?" "Viens a moi" "VIENS A MOI?....what the f**k does that mean?" At this point the assistant offers some help..... "Viens a moi, ladies, is French for 'come to me' " Joanne takes another sniff and offers her arm to Tracey again, saying, "that doesnt smell like come to me, Trace. Does it smell like come to you"
  14. Gorilla's

    a man wakes up one morning to find a gorilla on his roof so looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, theres an ad for 'gorilla removers' he calls the number and the gorilla remover says that he will be over in 10 minutes. when the gorilla remover arrives, he gets various items out of his van..........a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull. 'what are you going to do?' says the homeowner 'im gonna put this ladder against the roof, then im gonna go up there and knock the gorilla off the roof with the baseball bat...........when the gorilla falls off, the pitbull is trained to grab his testicles and not let go. the gorilla will then be subdued enoough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van' he then hands the shotgun to the homeowner 'whats the shotgun for?' asks the homeowner 'if the gorilla knocks me off the roof....shoot the dog!'