For the F1 fans: A Horse With No Game (Ferrari F1 2009)

SeanKHotay · 22-04-2009, 05:13 PM

A Horse With No Game (Ferrari F1 2009)
Band: No F1 in America
Album: Bernie's Greatest Bong Hits

On the first part of the '09 journey,
The Ferrari forza was lookin' nervous at the Aussie race.
There were controversial holes, double deckers, and other diffusor things
There was the beauty of umbrella birds yet stubby spoilers & 'gang reel' front wings.

The big new thing Herr Max allowed was a KERS with a *SHOCKING* buzz.
Under the Aussie sky with no clouds,
No rain but tires grained as the track was hot, abrasive, & dry.
But the air was again full of screaming F1 sound.

They've never been through the season on a prancing horse with no game.
Ross & Schumi were among the missing & scapegoat names.
In a empty bag of tricks desert, you can't remember your fame
'Cause all you feel is the no race points pain.
La-Laaa, Laaa, La-Ladidada, La-La-Laaa, Laaa La.

After the next two races in rainy scrum,
Ferrari's face began to turn red.
After three no-points races, the Scuderia were clearly stunned.
They were lookin' to lie the season in their poor design bed.
Yet their history told of a team that excelled & flowed.
Made me sad to think Ferrari might be dead.

They've never been through the season on a prancing horse with no game.
Ross & Schumi were among the missing & scapegoat names.
In a empty bag of tricks desert, you can't remember your fame
'Cause all you feel is the no race points pain.
Laa-Laaa ....

** (Yes, it's a crappy parody of America's Horse With No Name)***
*** (with apologies to America)****
****(America the band, not America the country)*****
*****(And certainly not as good as my goofyFaceBooked, samenamespake, much more talented, distant cousin (we think) Sean Mullady could do <http://www.myspace.com/seanmullady09>)******
****** (I'm a Weird Al Yankovic to his John Lennon)*******
******* (No, make that much worse that weird Al)********
******** (And, Warning #2: Might do more depending on time, inspiration, and TiVo availability)
********* (Well, maybe America the country needs to apologize for the last 8 years)

22-04-2009, 05:13 PM	#1 (permalink)
SeanKHotay Mini Cooper S Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Birthplace of the Land Yacht Posts: 501	For the F1 fans: A Horse With No Game (Ferrari F1 2009) A Horse With No Game (Ferrari F1 2009) Band: No F1 in America Album: Bernie's Greatest Bong Hits On the first part of the '09 journey, The Ferrari forza was lookin' nervous at the Aussie race. There were controversial holes, double deckers, and other diffusor things There was the beauty of umbrella birds yet stubby spoilers & 'gang reel' front wings. The big new thing Herr Max allowed was a KERS with a SHOCKING buzz. Under the Aussie sky with no clouds, No rain but tires grained as the track was hot, abrasive, & dry. But the air was again full of screaming F1 sound. They've never been through the season on a prancing horse with no game. Ross & Schumi were among the missing & scapegoat names. In a empty bag of tricks desert, you can't remember your fame 'Cause all you feel is the no race points pain. La-Laaa, Laaa, La-Ladidada, La-La-Laaa, Laaa La. After the next two races in rainy scrum, Ferrari's face began to turn red. After three no-points races, the Scuderia were clearly stunned. They were lookin' to lie the season in their poor design bed. Yet their history told of a team that excelled & flowed. Made me sad to think Ferrari might be dead. They've never been through the season on a prancing horse with no game. Ross & Schumi were among the missing & scapegoat names. In a empty bag of tricks desert, you can't remember your fame 'Cause all you feel is the no race points pain. Laa-Laaa .... (Yes, it's a crappy parody of America's Horse With No Name)* * (with apologies to America) (America the band, not America the country)* *(And certainly not as good as my goofyFaceBooked, samenamespake, much more talented, distant cousin (we think) Sean Mullady could do <http://www.myspace.com/seanmullady09>)** ** (I'm a Weird Al Yankovic to his John Lennon)*** *** (No, make that much worse that weird Al)**** **** (And, Warning #2: Might do more depending on time, inspiration, and TiVo availability) ******* (Well, maybe America the country needs to apologize for the last 8 years) __________________ "Quondo Omni Flunkus, Moritati" (When all else fails, play dead.) Motto of the 'Possum Lodge "I'm a 'Merican"...the modern day "He's from Barcelona."