Muppetboy Posted August 19, 2008 Report Share Posted August 19, 2008 Put your handbags down ladies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcon magnifique Posted August 19, 2008 Report Share Posted August 19, 2008 Ladies and Gentlemen, I think we've just proved that Audi drivers are indeed cocks. The surprise twist is, it turns out BMW drivers are still cocks too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
330dcoupe Posted August 19, 2008 Report Share Posted August 19, 2008 Ladies and Gentlemen, I think we've just proved that Audi drivers are indeed cocks. The surprise twist is, it turns out BMW drivers are still cocks too! Dunno like Garcon, I've always thought Subaru drivers were c*cks too. So too are Vauxhall Vectra drivers.. Honda CRV, RAV4, Range Rover 'Sport', C-Class.....heck...were all c*cks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riz Posted August 19, 2008 Report Share Posted August 19, 2008 So what do Vagina`s drive? Or is this a sexist c0ck only country? Riz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedRobin Posted August 20, 2008 Report Share Posted August 20, 2008 (edited) So what do Vagina`s drive?Or is this a sexist c0ck only country? Riz ....What do you think VAG is an abbreviation of? We gotta include Volkswagen somewhere Possible WW:- http://www.volksforum.com/albums/files/7/234_718779.jpg Edited August 20, 2008 by RedRobin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullett Posted August 20, 2008 Report Share Posted August 20, 2008 Dunno like Garcon, I've always thought Subaru drivers were c*cks too. So too are Vauxhall Vectra drivers.. Honda CRV, RAV4, Range Rover 'Sport', C-Class.....heck...were all c*cks! Excellent, Can I conclude the only non-cocks on the road are Porsche drivers? (because we are w*nkers) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcon magnifique Posted August 20, 2008 Report Share Posted August 20, 2008 So if we're all cocks, is size important? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patently Posted August 20, 2008 Report Share Posted August 20, 2008 the only non-cocks on the road are Porsche drivers? (because we are w*nkers) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riz Posted August 20, 2008 Report Share Posted August 20, 2008 So if we're all cocks, is size important?Yeah gotto be a V6 atleast.... Riz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riz Posted August 20, 2008 Report Share Posted August 20, 2008 ....What do you think VAG is an abbreviation of?We gotta include Volkswagen somewhere Possible WW:- http://www.volksforum.com/albums/files/7/234_718779.jpg My Arosa is made in Spain.... it has VW and Audi stickers all over the place.. does this mean its a import c0ck which has been molested by thee germans? Riz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biscuits Posted August 20, 2008 Report Share Posted August 20, 2008 This ppost reminds me of the ending scene in Team America World Police... C0cks, Pu$$ies and A$$holes..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedRobin Posted August 20, 2008 Report Share Posted August 20, 2008 does this mean its a import c0ck which has been molested by thee germans? ....Have you got a link to the movie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris_B Posted August 20, 2008 Report Share Posted August 20, 2008 My Arouser is made in Spain.... it has VW and Audi stickers all over the place.. does this mean its a import c0ck Riz! We don't want to know about your sex toys! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riz Posted August 21, 2008 Report Share Posted August 21, 2008 Riz! We don't want to know about your sex toys! ermmmmmRiz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squatty3 Posted August 21, 2008 Report Share Posted August 21, 2008 Forget all this 'Cocks' rubbish anyway. Its all just a load of Bollocks in my opinion ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muppetboy Posted August 21, 2008 Report Share Posted August 21, 2008 All I know is today the cock was in a Vauxhall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarskeBear Posted August 22, 2008 Report Share Posted August 22, 2008 IMHO worse cocks are golf TDI drivers that think couple zorst make em fast, Bloody arses in people movers, MPV things that like to see how long their vans can stay at 85 while red lining the revs on the M ways and finally Cants in rangerovers, x5's and the rest. Your cars are slow. Get over it an buy a 530d M sport tourer. I am not a cock according to my pals who reassure me of this with regular bouts "you fanny..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mouse Posted August 24, 2008 Report Share Posted August 24, 2008 X3 drivers with "X3" private plates are cocks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcon magnifique Posted August 24, 2008 Report Share Posted August 24, 2008 X5 drivers with X5 plates are (slightly) bigger cocks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedRobin Posted August 26, 2008 Report Share Posted August 26, 2008 ....Without any doubt at all the biggest cocks are the ones that drive the Pious!! Had one yesterday who insisted on closely tailgating me in a Specs 50-limit zone in roadworks- Plate T4 ECO to make him an even bigger cock! My quads may have spat flames at him and burnt his paintwork at the GLF sign - I hope so! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcon magnifique Posted August 26, 2008 Report Share Posted August 26, 2008 He must have watched Fifth Gear the other night... they were talking about the latest fad amongst Pious drivers of using particular techniques to maximise their fuel economy - such as slipstreaming... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruiser647 Posted August 27, 2008 Report Share Posted August 27, 2008 I am not a cock according to my pals who reassure me of this with regular bouts "you fanny..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruiser647 Posted August 27, 2008 Report Share Posted August 27, 2008 He must have watched Fifth Gear the other night... they were talking about the latest fad amongst Pious drivers of using particular techniques to maximise their fuel economy - such as slipstreaming... That's because they fell for the marketing, rather than looking at the overall set-up! I wonder what %age of repeat customers they get for the Pious? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedRobin Posted August 27, 2008 Report Share Posted August 27, 2008 He must have watched Fifth Gear the other night... they were talking about the latest fad amongst Pious drivers of using particular techniques to maximise their fuel economy - such as slipstreaming... ....Can you imagine what will happen if people start slipstreaming when they have that new auto-braking system which allows you to get up all close and personal without actually touching the car in front. I'd be in the market for an aftermarket force-field creator which doesn't allow a car within 2 car lengths of my rear end except when below 20 mph! I'm not sure why I hate the Pious and their drivers with such a vengeance - There are lots of reasons! From a 'Holier Than Thou' attitude to the Prius being such a misrepresentation of truth. All Audi and BMW and other brands are not cocks cars by comparison. All imo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillBlank Posted August 27, 2008 Report Share Posted August 27, 2008 A gentleman called Robert A. Heinlein once said that humans who couldn't do basic maths were nothing more than monkeys in clothes who had been trained not to pee in the corner. I find this curiously prescient in the case of Prius owners. As an aside, I purchased my first Audi two days before Clarkson pronounced on the status of Audi owners. My wife is now convinced of his psychic abilities. Bill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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