Glovepup Posted August 1, 2008 Report Share Posted August 1, 2008 Stevie Wonder is playing his first gig in Tokyo and the place is absolutely packed to the rafters. In a bid to break the ice with his new audience, He asks if anyone would like him to play a request. A little old Japanese man jumps out of his seat in the first row and shouts at the top of his voice "Play a Jazz chord! Play a jazz chord!" Amazed that this guy knows about the jazz influences in Stevie's varied career, the blind impresario starts to play an E minor scale and then goes into a difficult jazz melody for about 10 minutes. When he finishes the whole place goes wild. The little old man jumps up again and shouts "No, no, play a Jazz chord, play a Jazz chord." A bit irritated by this, Stevie, being the professional that he is, dives straight into a jazz improvisation with his band around the B flat minor chord and really tears the place apart. The crowd goes wild with this impromptu show of his technical expertise. The little old man jumps up again. "No, no. Play a Jazz chord, play a jazz chord!" Well now truly irritated that this little guy doesn't seem to appreciate his playing ability. Stevie says to him from the stage "OK, mister, you get up here and do it!" The little old man climbs up onto the stage, takes hold of the mike and starts to sing... "A jazz chord to say I ruv you..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mouse Posted August 2, 2008 Report Share Posted August 2, 2008 I know other Stevie Wonder jokes but they aren't exactly pc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muppetboy Posted August 4, 2008 Report Share Posted August 4, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muppetboy Posted August 4, 2008 Report Share Posted August 4, 2008 I know other Stevie Wonder jokes but they aren't exactly pc Post them, I could do with a laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patently Posted August 5, 2008 Report Share Posted August 5, 2008 What's black and loud? stevie wonder answering the iron ------------------ What goes... Click-Click Is that it? Click-Click Is that it? Click-Click Is that it? stevie wonder doing a Rubik's Cube. ------------------ How do you confuse stevie wonder? Glue a doorknob to the wall. ------------------ Two chavs in a car going 80 mph. Who's driving? stevie wonder, hopefully. ------------------ What does stevie wonder's wife do after an argument? She rearranges the furniture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muppetboy Posted August 5, 2008 Report Share Posted August 5, 2008 Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new baby? No? Neither has he... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
m4ttm4son Posted August 6, 2008 Report Share Posted August 6, 2008 (edited) Joke removed Edited August 6, 2008 by Dave racial connotations Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alastair_A3 Posted August 6, 2008 Report Share Posted August 6, 2008 (edited) Whats the fastest thing on land? stevie wonder's speedboat endless love: stevie wonder and ray charles playing tennis stevie wonder was in a horrendous car accident the other week.. his life flashed before his ears Edited August 6, 2008 by Dave racial connotations Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
m4ttm4son Posted August 6, 2008 Report Share Posted August 6, 2008 Sorry about the above joke. I guess I found the line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stooH Posted August 7, 2008 Report Share Posted August 7, 2008 Judging by the edit i'd say you missed it completely Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alastair_A3 Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 oops! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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