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theduisbergkid

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I just hope you're big enough to back up your insults sunbeam, 'cos someone might just take umbrage at you throwing insults at people like that.

Personally I'm big enough to rise above it (being as you're too far away from my house for a quick visit to "empty your bins") but perhaps someone will be kind enough to wipe the blood up for you when you finally get yours. :P

Edit: I also note that you failed to disagree with my view of Toyota and their engine construction skills with regard to the dark side. +++

I refer to my previous answer.

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Imagine being given that thing as a sales demonstrator, perhaps you can give us a review of its cutting edge and innovative design once you get your hands on one, thanks

I'll lend you one as a wedding car for you and Nelson. Cock Smoker!

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I refer to my previous answer.

I think you mean "I refer you to my previous answer.", don't you? :grin:

Better go check on your wife, matey. The waiters may be making moves on her while you're flexing your keyboard and trying to prove you're worthy. +++

Carry on chaps. Off to watch a movie and have a beer.

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I fecking hate it when schools break up!!

Is that beeause you've got no reason then to hang around the gates with sweets and puppies?

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Not really, it just means that we get about 2 weeks of cnuts like you til you go back in the New Year.

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I'll lend you one as a wedding car for you and Nelson. Cock Smoker!

Already married but thanks for the offer, perhaps you and TOYOTA-MAINDEALER could use it, after all you will both be able to discuss its finer points, IF THERE ARE ANY

In fact I have just thought of a new advertising strapline for you to use....remember the car in front is a toyota line, how about.....

LEXUS, THE CAR UNDERNEATH IS A TOYOTA

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OK, so far we've established that LEXUS-MAINDEALER;

* Is a football Holigan

* Like making 'bubbles'.... :confused:

* Is a Lexus Car Salesperson (albeit not a very good one)

* Has zero product knowledge of Lexus (not that there is much to learn in the first place)

* Lexus have however appear to have taught him allot about the the philosopies of Imperial Japan and 'dying for Lexus'.

* Spends most of his holidays insulting potential customers

* Needs to give the Wife more attention

Edited by Nelson_R32

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How about

AUDI, THE CAR UNDERNEATH IS A SKODA

:P

Vice versa is more appropriate ;) Audi design it, VW Group nick it :)

Especially in the case of the new SEAT!!

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By the way Mr LMD, I've just been speaking to one of the waiters at your hotel.

Pedro and Jose have left your wife sleeping by the pool, and Pedro says he's surprised you'd never managed it up the naughty hole, cos she was more than game after two margueritas. +++

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How about

AUDI, THE CAR UNDERNEATH IS A SKODA

:P

And I saved myself £7,000 using that philosophy :grin:

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How about

AUDI, THE CAR UNDERNEATH IS A SKODA

:P

Oh lets not start this.....

SUBARU, THE CAR UNDERNEATH MIGHT HAVE BEEN A WASHING MACHINE :grin:

:P

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Shut up Clit Eastwood.

I'm off my horse, now drink my milk...:grin::P

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Gonna book my test drive for the new year, I used to be a fan of Toyota/Lexus and have owned 5 of them over the years, but after listening to LMD's rant's I would never buy again.

But then thinking about it, maybe that's what "she" wants, maybe in fact "she" doesn't work as a teagirl for Lexus at all?

Makes perfect sense, times are hard and putting people off the competition may help boost sales of your own brand. I sense the working's of the dark side here.

Or maybe it's a disgruntled Lexus teagirl that got the chop in the credit crunch and is getting her own back by posting such crap.

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dont think girls spout such bo**ocks ........... LMD is deftinately a male pleb, IMO! +++

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Mollox my dear chap that would be a bloody stupid idea, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah professional Lexus salesmen who have spent years perfecting the art of Kaizan.

Isn't it 'Kaizen', not 'Kaizan' ? For a Company that prides itself on attention to detail, that's impressive. You're thicker than pigpoop aren't you. 20'000 hits now, I do hope you've been selling lots of cars lately, I bet Lexus HQ are loving this publicity :grin:

Found it ! Shouldn't your username be EX-LEXUS-MAINDEALER, on account of the fact they're closing (or have closed) your place of work at Lexus in Southend ? - Lookers to close Lexus sites

Happy Christmas by the way. +++

Edited by theduisbergkid

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