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Sniff's losing the will to live I reckon

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No sniff :confused:

Again :rolleyes:

Lazy fecker ;)

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He's too busy writing stuff for the forthcoming series of TopGear, I think, pity. :(

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Which means Top Gear get the decent gags :rolleyes:

He's still a lazy fecker though - there's 24 hours in a day you know :P

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I have a theory, he has been replaced by that irritating, lanky, unshaven tw*t off 5th gear*, and is being rebranded as SniffElectric, to reflect the current trend for abandoning petrol at all costs. Features will include 'What is the best domestic applicance ? The Washing machine, Dishwasher or Prius ?' and 'Electric car with range of more than 14 miles coming soon say Mercedes. Again', and finally (and improbably) 'We finally realise that cars are primarily purchased on the strength of their performance and kerb appeal not the fact you can plug 'em in at home in some deluded hope that you're saving Penguins says GM's boss of the month'.

*Not Tom Ford, he's alright, that other ballbag.

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Dang, doesn't he know how he makes a liv...don't know how he makes a....how I make a livin...which side of his bread gets buttered?!

Living off the public till/dole and need my bread buttered, non-hand side...

:D

BTW, TDK, SniffElectric could be a pretty funny edition...the BMW crew shenanigans, Elon Musk as Carlos 'Napolean' Ghosn, Max Mosely and jumper cables (<--does that translate into Britspeak?)

Edited by SeanKHotay

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Have you noticed the amount of milk bottles and unopened mail growing on Sniffpetrol's doorstep?

We are concerned; haven't seen any new pages about since the summer and now the weather is turning colder and there's an odd smell coming from Sniffpetrol's letterbox...

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