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Just had a vasectomy

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And what a totally painless easy thing it was too! Took from beginning to end less than 10 mins. If anyone is worried about getting it done for any reason, don't, cos I am softer than a big fat girls blouse and I did it, so you can.

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This is what I received from a mate after it last year :

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and it was after this that the Naming Stig changed my tag! snip snip

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There are some things I didn't need to know today. Or ever. :whatsthecodeforthesmileythatwagsitsfinger:

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Haha - yet you opened the thread to see the details MrMe. Were you expecting pics? :P

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F*ck that.

Women go through the menopause, ergo vasectomies are pointless.

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Haha - yet you opened the thread to see the details MrMe. Were you expecting pics? :P

I opened the thread because I thought "Jesus, he's got balls to post that".

Then I realised you didn't.:grin:

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Tipex - not in their 30's they usually don't!

MrMe - a truer word never spoken ;)

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Tipex - not in their 30's they usually don't!

MrMe - a truer word never spoken ;)

Mrs T is 30 this year, she'll be on the pill or whatever until she does!

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30?

I can only assume you are a bit of a cradle snatcher, as you come across as a right miserable old git on here.

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30?

I can only assume you are a bit of a cradle snatcher, as you come across as a right miserable old git on here.

Said the pot to the kettle!

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I'm 40 next birthday, so I kind of think I'm qualified...

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And what a totally painless easy thing it was too! Took from beginning to end less than 10 mins. If anyone is worried about getting it done for any reason, don't, cos I am softer than a big fat girls blouse and I did it, so you can.

Allow me :crackpipe:

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I see everyone has their own opinions on this. I'm just going to remain neutered.

Neutral. I meant neutral.

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Allow me :crackpipe:

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Haha! Proper laugh out loud moment there. Nice to see the TSN populous hasn't changed.

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I fully intend to have a family at some point - so I'll keep mine intact thanks.

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30?

I can only assume you are a bit of a cradle snatcher, as you come across as a right miserable old git on here.

I'm 36, so not as old as most of you old farts!

Prior to Mrs T (6 years ago), I was shagging an 18 year old, which is a massive confidence boost, and just proves that it doesn't matter what you look like, or how fat you are, if you've got the patter, you'll always find someone to sit on your cock!

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I'm 36, so not as old as most of you old farts!

Prior to Mrs T (6 years ago), I was shagging an 18 year old, which is a massive confidence boost, and just proves that it doesn't matter what you look like, or how fat you are, if you've got the patter, you'll always find someone to sit on your cock!

How is Jonathan, do you keep in touch?

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I'm 36, so not as old as most of you old farts!

Prior to Mrs T (6 years ago), I was shagging an 18 year old, which is a massive confidence boost, and just proves that it doesn't matter what you look like, or how fat you are, if you've got the patter, you'll always find someone to sit on your cock!

So that's what they mean by 18 - 30 ?

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Now then, now then, now then...

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I opened the thread because I thought "Jesus, he's got balls to post that".

Then I realised you didn't.:grin:

He's had his tubes tied, not his bollox off :roflmao:

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Now then, now then, now then...

Oh feck, Saville's in the room :eek:

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He's had his tubes tied, not his bollox off :roflmao:

You say tomato, I say tomato, essentially, he's no longer a proper man so he might as well have! :wink:

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Prior to Mrs T (6 years ago), I was shagging an 18 year old.

Did you drive around with him/her in your boot, then dump the body in a lay bay?

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I thought the same many years ago when I had mine till the pain started after a couple of days and continued for about the next 6 years , turns out they cut through a nerve or tied off a nerve one or other,should have known better than going for the snip at 6.45pm on a Friday night, treatment included anesthetic injections to the tubes very painful for a couple of seconds then like superman for the rest of the day could have dropped a slab on them and would'nt have noticed lol

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You say tomato, I say tomato, essentially, he's no longer a proper man so he might as well have! :wink:

Ah you see, that's where you're not right, Tipex. I know. Hard to believe, but you're not :P

If you disconnect your tubes, you keep producing 90+% of your testosterone. If you chop your bollox of, you don't (the rest gets made in your adrenal glands, but it's a very small amount). So there ;)

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