NewNiceMrMe

Hi everyone

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I was told it would be a good idea to introduce myself in here, being a Newbie.

 

I think there is a bug in the system somewhere as I started at 72 posts for some reason.  Perhaps that is a reference to the last time Arsenal won a trophy, I'm not sure.

 

Anyway, I'm NewNiceMrMe and I drive a Golf GTi (Mk. 7).  

 

So hello and please treat me gently.

 

I've been given a few tips by fellow members in private messages and I appreciate your very kind words.   However, I wouldn't worry too much because it is highly unlikely I'll ever be in the area of the UK required to turn down a lift from Patently.

 

I've got 27 messages from someone called Mook asking me to sponsor him on 16 events but I've not read the detail yet.

 

I'm not prepared to do what Daz asked of me.  That's illegal and you might get away with it if you live near a River with lots of tree cover, but the Swans around here are very large and I doubt I could approach them from the rear.

 

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Feck off. This is a local forum for local people. :P

 

So what are you doing here, Almost-Scouse boy. :roflmao:

 

p.s. I'm only going on what Waylander told me.

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I see you're in Scotland, Newbie.

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I see you're in Scotland, Newbie.

 

Are you the gayer?

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You could have bought an E46 M3 instead of the Golf and had money left over for mods. [/Pistonheads]

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I thought all the school kids had returned to school now. 

 

if we ignore this one he might go away.

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Are you the gayer?

Who told him, ffs!!

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I bought the Golf because of something I read on another forum a while back.

 

It involved Noel Edmonds, an Aston Martin and a demonstration of power and unrivalled interior build quality.

 

That was enough for me. :D

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I thought all the school kids had returned to school now. 

 

if we ignore this one he might go away.

 

I've been told about you.  You're the Motorcyclist bloke aren't you?

 

You own a Honda Sparrow?

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And an X6 Tribeca...

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I'd like that if I could, but I'm so friendly I have reached my quota of likes for the day according to the forum software.

 

So I'm afraid you'll have to be the only gayer in the village without a like. :D

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Just remember, no posting in the LOJ until you've got to a 1000 posts, ie Wednesday.

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Well hello new fellow. You have more football love about you than I'd normally desire in a new member but sadly that seems to be the scourge of the UK.

 

At least you don't have a footballers car which is a good thing; one old member on here had an X6 in white with white interior! Imagine that.

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Well hello new fellow. You have more football love about you than I'd normally desire in a new member but sadly that seems to be the scourge of the UK.

 

At least you don't have a footballers car which is a good thing; one old member on here had an X6 in white with white interior! Imagine that.

 

Hello Andrew.  Are you the bloke I've seen a picture of in a skirt?  Ex-TA too, I hear?  Ah well, it figures. :roflmao:

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Hello Andrew.  Are you the bloke I've seen a picture of in a skirt?  Ex-TA too, I hear?  Ah well, it figures. :roflmao:

His sporran was quite a size, though...

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Who are you?  I'm new.  Introduce yourself, or better still....let others introduce you. :D

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I see the newbie is the top poster of the day, with 60 posts. He reminds me of someone.

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I'm trying to get enough posts to give me the ability to customise my fecking user title, if you must know. :roflmao:

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I'm trying to get enough posts to give me the ability to customise my fecking user title, if you must know. :roflmao:

How many do you need?

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Tell Bison, if he gets close to increase it.

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I love all people unless they,

a) live near Newcastle,

b) harp on about history when the club they support fails,

c) have a fetish for gardening and lawns,

d) have never owned anything with 4 wheels is any shade of yellow.

Do I give you a virtual man hug, or a virtual kick in the gonads?

As a gesture of friendship I'll let you off if you score two or less.

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