NewNiceMrMe Posted September 16, 2013 Report Share Posted September 16, 2013 I was told it would be a good idea to introduce myself in here, being a Newbie. I think there is a bug in the system somewhere as I started at 72 posts for some reason. Perhaps that is a reference to the last time Arsenal won a trophy, I'm not sure. Anyway, I'm NewNiceMrMe and I drive a Golf GTi (Mk. 7). So hello and please treat me gently. I've been given a few tips by fellow members in private messages and I appreciate your very kind words. However, I wouldn't worry too much because it is highly unlikely I'll ever be in the area of the UK required to turn down a lift from Patently. I've got 27 messages from someone called Mook asking me to sponsor him on 16 events but I've not read the detail yet. I'm not prepared to do what Daz asked of me. That's illegal and you might get away with it if you live near a River with lots of tree cover, but the Swans around here are very large and I doubt I could approach them from the rear. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcon magnifique Posted September 16, 2013 Report Share Posted September 16, 2013 Feck off. This is a local forum for local people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewNiceMrMe Posted September 16, 2013 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2013 Feck off. This is a local forum for local people. So what are you doing here, Almost-Scouse boy. p.s. I'm only going on what Waylander told me. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Posted September 16, 2013 Report Share Posted September 16, 2013 I see you're in Scotland, Newbie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewNiceMrMe Posted September 16, 2013 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2013 I see you're in Scotland, Newbie. Are you the gayer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Posted September 16, 2013 Report Share Posted September 16, 2013 You could have bought an E46 M3 instead of the Golf and had money left over for mods. [/Pistonheads] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty Posted September 16, 2013 Report Share Posted September 16, 2013 I thought all the school kids had returned to school now. if we ignore this one he might go away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Posted September 16, 2013 Report Share Posted September 16, 2013 Are you the gayer? Who told him, ffs!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewNiceMrMe Posted September 16, 2013 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2013 I bought the Golf because of something I read on another forum a while back. It involved Noel Edmonds, an Aston Martin and a demonstration of power and unrivalled interior build quality. That was enough for me. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewNiceMrMe Posted September 16, 2013 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2013 I thought all the school kids had returned to school now. if we ignore this one he might go away. I've been told about you. You're the Motorcyclist bloke aren't you? You own a Honda Sparrow? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Posted September 16, 2013 Report Share Posted September 16, 2013 And an X6 Tribeca... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewNiceMrMe Posted September 16, 2013 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2013 I'd like that if I could, but I'm so friendly I have reached my quota of likes for the day according to the forum software. So I'm afraid you'll have to be the only gayer in the village without a like. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Posted September 16, 2013 Report Share Posted September 16, 2013 Just remember, no posting in the LOJ until you've got to a 1000 posts, ie Wednesday. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Posted September 16, 2013 Report Share Posted September 16, 2013 Well hello new fellow. You have more football love about you than I'd normally desire in a new member but sadly that seems to be the scourge of the UK. At least you don't have a footballers car which is a good thing; one old member on here had an X6 in white with white interior! Imagine that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewNiceMrMe Posted September 16, 2013 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2013 Well hello new fellow. You have more football love about you than I'd normally desire in a new member but sadly that seems to be the scourge of the UK. At least you don't have a footballers car which is a good thing; one old member on here had an X6 in white with white interior! Imagine that. Hello Andrew. Are you the bloke I've seen a picture of in a skirt? Ex-TA too, I hear? Ah well, it figures. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Posted September 16, 2013 Report Share Posted September 16, 2013 Hello Andrew. Are you the bloke I've seen a picture of in a skirt? Ex-TA too, I hear? Ah well, it figures. His sporran was quite a size, though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcon magnifique Posted September 16, 2013 Report Share Posted September 16, 2013 Luke, what have we told you about admiring other men's sporrans? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woppum Posted September 16, 2013 Report Share Posted September 16, 2013 Is Chris playing dress up ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewNiceMrMe Posted September 16, 2013 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2013 Who are you? I'm new. Introduce yourself, or better still....let others introduce you. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Posted September 16, 2013 Report Share Posted September 16, 2013 I see the newbie is the top poster of the day, with 60 posts. He reminds me of someone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewNiceMrMe Posted September 16, 2013 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2013 I'm trying to get enough posts to give me the ability to customise my fecking user title, if you must know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Posted September 16, 2013 Report Share Posted September 16, 2013 61, 62 etc! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daz Posted September 16, 2013 Report Share Posted September 16, 2013 I'm trying to get enough posts to give me the ability to customise my fecking user title, if you must know. How many do you need? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Posted September 16, 2013 Report Share Posted September 16, 2013 Tell Bison, if he gets close to increase it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calm Chris Posted September 16, 2013 Report Share Posted September 16, 2013 I love all people unless they, a) live near Newcastle, b) harp on about history when the club they support fails, c) have a fetish for gardening and lawns, d) have never owned anything with 4 wheels is any shade of yellow. Do I give you a virtual man hug, or a virtual kick in the gonads? As a gesture of friendship I'll let you off if you score two or less. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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