NewNiceMrMe Posted December 17, 2013 Report Share Posted December 17, 2013 (edited) Selling one of our (household) original iPads. This is a first generation iPad of the, then, top end 64gb WiFi/3G variety. It is in excellent condition and comes with the standard USB/mains charger. You'll have to put your own SIM in it, obviously. It also comes in a snazzy black case that stands up so you can watch cricket, sorry, documentaries on science, on it. Yours for £150, delivered by next day Special Delivery. I'll be selling another soon too. I thought we had two. It would appear we never sold the third we forgot we had. I know this because I found it in the kitchen cupboard behind the shoe polish stuff. That's vital information, I know, because as everyone knows, there is nothing like a nice new shiny. p.s. if you're a Guest on here or someone I have never exchanged in a thread with, feck off. I will only sell it to people I see regularly on here, because the rest of you are feckers for never posting and leaving it up to everyone else to keep you entertained. I thank you. Edited December 17, 2013 by NewNiceMrMe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mook Posted December 17, 2013 Report Share Posted December 17, 2013 Latest smash selling sales guide, from MrMe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewNiceMrMe Posted December 17, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2013 Well yes, it may restrict the sale of it but if they're interested they can come out from behind the sofa and start posting in this thread - and I might even knock £5 off if they do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanG Posted December 17, 2013 Report Share Posted December 17, 2013 This shoe polish stuff you speak of, could this be included via some sort of negotiation? Or will it being included in the 'new shiney' deal? Are there additional kitchen items up for grabs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewNiceMrMe Posted December 17, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2013 I can do something on the shoe polish in relation to a boot and your arse if that's any good? Oh hang on, I'm starting to sound like Luke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Posted December 17, 2013 Report Share Posted December 17, 2013 Gen 1 ipad, like Betamax? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewNiceMrMe Posted December 17, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2013 I was using one, identical, up until 2 weeks ago when I changed to an iPad Air. The first generation iPad served me supremely from launch. I would have no reservations about getting one again if anything happened to my new one. Yes the Air is blindingly fast and the display is out of this world, but it doesn't do a great deal more than the original. Don't misunderstand me, I love the iPad Air and it is making my mobile life a hell of a lot easier - but the iPad with 64gb and 3G/WiFi is a fantastic device for £150. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Posted December 17, 2013 Report Share Posted December 17, 2013 Do you sell double glazing at the weekends? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewNiceMrMe Posted December 17, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2013 I have a double glazed iPad for sale, funny you should ask. It has a glass cover and is then glazed with a black leather finish. I can sell you a charger for £15 more, but because it's you I'll bundle it in as part of the deal for £150. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewNiceMrMe Posted December 17, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2013 Oh come on folks, these sell on eBay all day long for £150 without covers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Posted December 17, 2013 Report Share Posted December 17, 2013 Could you sell it as a part worn? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewNiceMrMe Posted December 17, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2013 Okay, you can have this as part worn. What would you like as part two? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Posted December 17, 2013 Report Share Posted December 17, 2013 That's quite good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewNiceMrMe Posted December 17, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2013 Does that make us sequel? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waylander Posted December 17, 2013 Report Share Posted December 17, 2013 Leave the questions to me - you are clearly rubbish at them. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewNiceMrMe Posted December 18, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 18, 2013 Ok, I'll now sell this to people who I don't like, just not from the City that cannot be named. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patently Posted December 18, 2013 Report Share Posted December 18, 2013 the City that cannot be named. Which one is that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewNiceMrMe Posted December 18, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 18, 2013 That one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patently Posted December 18, 2013 Report Share Posted December 18, 2013 Oh, right. Lucky you said, I thought you meant the other one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanG Posted December 18, 2013 Report Share Posted December 18, 2013 Description doesn't state, but is there any dubbin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mook Posted December 18, 2013 Report Share Posted December 18, 2013 Dan, surely it's quite obvious from the ad that there's no horse included Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanG Posted December 18, 2013 Report Share Posted December 18, 2013 Trade Descriptions - How do i cancel my bid? He seemed so Nice too. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy_Bangle Posted December 18, 2013 Report Share Posted December 18, 2013 No horse? is he flogging drugs too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewNiceMrMe Posted December 18, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 18, 2013 I'm sorry, I had to withdraw the in-built Horse from the sale due to the neigh-sayers. Anyway, hurry up, I don't think it'll be around furlong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewNiceMrMe Posted January 12, 2014 Author Report Share Posted January 12, 2014 (edited) Still got this sat here accumulating dust - so £125 delivered to the first person to say they want it. Edited January 12, 2014 by NewNiceMrMe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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