cruiser647 Posted February 4, 2014 Report Share Posted February 4, 2014 Driving home yesterday. It was getting dark, as I trundled up the old A1. I was in the right hand lane and was going slightly faster than those in the left. Anyway, I came across a monstrosity of the likes I had never seen before in the flesh. (I have never seen a Pontiac Aztec in the flesh) I had seen the adverts, but now I had the displeasure of seeing something in dark metallic green that was even uglier, more useless and nearly as fat as the Maxi Countryman. Oh yes, ladies and gentlemen, I saw the Fiat 500 L Trekking I will not post a picture - as I do not want to bring the site down. So here is a link to the Fiat page..... http://www.fiat.co.uk/500L-trekking I accept no responsibility for you clicking on the link - please make sure you are sitting down before looking at this hideous car. Good luck, have your smelling salts handy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy_Bangle Posted February 4, 2014 Report Share Posted February 4, 2014 Jeez, is it a MINI thats had bodged botox injections? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booster Posted February 4, 2014 Report Share Posted February 4, 2014 On a par with the Multipla for its beauty! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calm Chris Posted February 4, 2014 Report Share Posted February 4, 2014 The site page says " the fiat 500 trekking, it's a little bit full on", what a crock of poo. That strap line was likely debated by a team of creatives, and the fiat in house project team. Maybe it passed through 20 hands and that what they came up with Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chick Posted February 4, 2014 Report Share Posted February 4, 2014 I was next to a yellow one today too, didn't look that much smaller than the X5 (OK it was but ykwim), it certainly wasn't the cute Fiat 500 we all know and love Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-bmw Posted February 4, 2014 Report Share Posted February 4, 2014 I get the distinct feeling that they are following the mini path, forst there was one & now there are lots, all with diluted/b@stardised DNA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewNiceMrMe Posted February 4, 2014 Report Share Posted February 4, 2014 If that isn't a rip off of the MINI Countryman, I don't know what. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Posted February 4, 2014 Report Share Posted February 4, 2014 It isn't that bad. It isn't even in the same ugly league as the Multipla. It looks like a Chinese MINI copy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcon magnifique Posted February 4, 2014 Report Share Posted February 4, 2014 So you now have a choice within the Fiat range. If you're practical and sensible, yet have a knack of being vaguely cool without trying, you buy the Panda. If you're a shallow brainless easily led cretin who simply must have the latest cutesy thing even though it's four grand dearer and makes you look a fúcking idiot, you buy the 500 XXL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tipex Posted February 4, 2014 Report Share Posted February 4, 2014 " the fiat 500 trekking, it's a little bit full on" Sounds like something Mook would say! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mook Posted February 4, 2014 Report Share Posted February 4, 2014 Oh yes, ladies and gentlemen, I saw the Fiat 500 L Trekking I will not post a picture - as I do not want to bring the site down. So here is a link to the Fiat page..... http://www.fiat.co.uk/500L-trekking What the FUNK is that?!?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-bmw Posted February 4, 2014 Report Share Posted February 4, 2014 I think he likes it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewNiceMrMe Posted February 4, 2014 Report Share Posted February 4, 2014 So, I wonder, I wonder, do we have any members driving a Fiat 500L? You see, I think we just might have. I'm not going to say any more, but I reckon they might pop along over the next day or two to share a lovely picture with us all. Won't you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chick Posted February 4, 2014 Report Share Posted February 4, 2014 Sods law ........... in actual real life!! I am completely blaming Cruiser for this happening .... that and laughing at the yellow one I saw this morning X5 went today (sad times). Hire car on the drive until the new car touches UK next month, I picked a compact size car eg Astra/Focus etc - as soon as I turned up I knew it was going to be the bright red Fiat 500L. It only funkin was ..... after 3 miles to get home = absolute dog poo of a car, scrap that my dog does better poos, feeling less like a chick but more like a dick pics to follow plus full write up - go on, abuse me - get it out your systems while you can 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewNiceMrMe Posted February 4, 2014 Report Share Posted February 4, 2014 Well hello! Just as I was saying... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chick Posted February 4, 2014 Report Share Posted February 4, 2014 (edited) school run time aka time to embarrass the kids Edited February 4, 2014 by Chick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mook Posted February 4, 2014 Report Share Posted February 4, 2014 I'll post you a paper bag for your head, Faye 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chick Posted February 4, 2014 Report Share Posted February 4, 2014 I'm wearing a hat .... it's cold honest 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcon magnifique Posted February 4, 2014 Report Share Posted February 4, 2014 Will the kids have a long walk home? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chick Posted February 4, 2014 Report Share Posted February 4, 2014 (edited) Son (age 14) said he is walking tomorrow and hasn't stopped commenting his distaste yet ..... this is sooooo uncool Edited February 4, 2014 by Chick 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Posted February 4, 2014 Report Share Posted February 4, 2014 My eyes my eyes! It's like an angry blob of Marzipan coming to get you. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruiser647 Posted February 4, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 4, 2014 (edited) So, that's the 2 ladies on TSN I have pissed off. Mannnn, I'm good at this! Edited February 4, 2014 by cruiser647 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chick Posted February 4, 2014 Report Share Posted February 4, 2014 You called me a lady, so all is forgiven :D 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewNiceMrMe Posted February 4, 2014 Report Share Posted February 4, 2014 You could always pretend to be old, female and not really understand cars? Oh hang on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazza_g Posted February 4, 2014 Report Share Posted February 4, 2014 hmmmm abortion like the Rover 25 Streetwise...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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