Andy_Bangle Posted July 1, 2014 Report Share Posted July 1, 2014 Yes, yesterday he did what every Barclays customer has been longing to do for years.He SHAT IN THE BANK! Staff and customers in Barclays in Andover, Hants, had to break out the Febreze after a ‘well-to-do’ man in his 40s entered the branch and er, made a deposit. Several large ones actually, all over the floor.Customer Garreth McCarthy painted a vivid, yet amusing picture of the scene.‘I wasn’t really paying attention until I noticed a foul, but unmistakable smell. I looked at the guy and he was just calmly walking around the bank – going to all the areas he could.It’s quite clear what he was doing – he just had this calm but angry look on his face, as he walked around leaving special deposits on the floor. And then as calmly as he walked in he left. Staff didn’t know what on earth had just happened. The stench was unreal.’ http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/man-walks-bank-poos-floor-3789859 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booster Posted July 1, 2014 Report Share Posted July 1, 2014 Damn it! He stole my thunder - I was going to do this in a branch of Natwest!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chick Posted July 1, 2014 Report Share Posted July 1, 2014 what a poo day ...... :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuprabob Posted July 1, 2014 Report Share Posted July 1, 2014 (edited) "Cashier No. 2....." Edited July 1, 2014 by Cuprabob 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patently Posted July 1, 2014 Report Share Posted July 1, 2014 I think we've all felt like doing that at some point... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Posted July 1, 2014 Report Share Posted July 1, 2014 (edited) He's a bit of an amatuer. He did his poo on a tiled floor. An expert always dumps on the carpet or a sneaky one, down the side of a waiting chair. Not so easy to clear up. Edited July 1, 2014 by Luke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazza_g Posted July 1, 2014 Report Share Posted July 1, 2014 Can't believe the employee clearing up isn't wearing gloves or a hazmat suit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tipex Posted July 1, 2014 Report Share Posted July 1, 2014 (edited) I once shat on someones doorstep, and I know someone who (somehow) shat behind someones radiator (house not car), you can bet that fecking stank! Edited July 1, 2014 by Tipex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Posted July 1, 2014 Report Share Posted July 1, 2014 So some bloke went to the bank and left a hefty deposit. I hope he gets it back, with interest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy_Bangle Posted July 2, 2014 Author Report Share Posted July 2, 2014 (edited) This is the most optimistic Facebook comment I've ever seen Edited July 2, 2014 by Andy_Bangle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcon magnifique Posted July 2, 2014 Report Share Posted July 2, 2014 At least that isn't going to affect the general aroma of most tube stations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waylander Posted July 2, 2014 Report Share Posted July 2, 2014 I once heard a conversation involving revenge on exes while at Uni and a girl said she had pooed into a tupperware box then posted it by the cheapest/slowest possible means to an ex-boyfriend in South Africa.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tipex Posted July 2, 2014 Report Share Posted July 2, 2014 At least that isn't going to affect the general aroma of most tube stations. He'd probably be one of the least smelly down there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcon magnifique Posted July 2, 2014 Report Share Posted July 2, 2014 I once heard a conversation involving revenge on exes while at Uni and a girl said she had pooed into a tupperware box then posted it by the cheapest/slowest possible means to an ex-boyfriend in South Africa.... Not quite the same degree of vindictiveness but I did fart in someone's lunch box at work once. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tipex Posted July 2, 2014 Report Share Posted July 2, 2014 Removal mens favourite, fart in a fridge and shut the door. Being air tight these days, it makes a nasty surprise for whoever opens it first! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruiser647 Posted July 3, 2014 Report Share Posted July 3, 2014 So, he did to the bank what the bank had been doing to him for years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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