theduisbergkid

What would Dr Who drive?

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But surely the standout feature of the Tardis is its general unreliability?  So it would have to be either an Alfa or a Rover.

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But surely the standout feature of the Tardis is its general unreliability?  So it would have to be either an Alfa or a Rover.

or a Lancia

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Hang on... it's unreliable, but when it does actually work it does amazing stuff. 

 

TVR, then +++

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Or a DeLorean?

DeLorean is the only real choice as it's

A) Unreliable

B) The only vehicle that can actually time travel

C) Is regularly seen with smoke coming out of the doors when opened.

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D) it will always look hopelessly out of place absolutely anywhere in space and time.

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Hang on... it's unreliable, but when it does actually work it does amazing stuff. 

Oh - I thought you meant me for a second :P

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That's quite superb, but if I can be a little pedantic (surely not?, I hear you all gasp!) it does rather fall down with the opening scenes of Casino Royale where Bond/Craig carries out the two killings needed to gain 00 status.  So for this scenario to work, he has to start off as Craig, become 007, regenerate his way through all the other Bonds, then regenerate back into Craig for Skyfall so that he can use the DB5.

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Oh dear.

 

Tut, tut, Motorpunk.  You need to do more research.

 

Doctor Who has a car.  It has appeared in countless episodes, mostly during his exile on Earth 35 or so years ago.

 

Her name was "Bessie".

 

She was a Ford 8 Popular.

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That's quite superb, but if I can be a little pedantic (surely not?, I hear you all gasp!) it does rather fall down with the opening scenes of Casino Royale where Bond/Craig carries out the two killings needed to gain 00 status.  So for this scenario to work, he has to start off as Craig, become 007, regenerate his way through all the other Bonds, then regenerate back into Craig for Skyfall so that he can use the DB5.

The flashback of Bond (Daniel) wasn't done using Connery 'cause he's old, fat, bald and dumb USAliens wouldn't have the mental capacity to realise they were the same individual (James Bond)... Ties up the inconsistency. :P

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Connery?  Umm, sorry, you can't mention him.  He's the "Scot" who supported the Yes vote yet can't be arsed to live in Scotland and pay a penny in tax towards the economy and country he so passionately says he loves.

 

He's an arse.

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