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Some goods ones here:

 

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Piers-Morgan-Celebrity-Cardboard-Mask/dp/B003VR021Q/ref=cm_cr_pr_pb_t

 

Piers Morgan Celebrity Cardboard Mask

 

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This product is genuinely life-changing. Not only does it impart special talent-spotting abilities, but it has also enabled me to avoid criminal charges for phone-hacking - even after I openly admitted to the practice! Incredible!

There are a few drawbacks to looking like Mr Morgan however. This mask appears to be a magnet for other similarly lacking in talent celebrities. And Arsenal fans. And people who just like punching smug pricks in the face.

I am hoping to see a Katy Hopkins follow-up soon.

 

Etc etc... :grin:

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I have just gone looking for one I saw that wasn't as funny as those.

 

Why?

 

Well it was just the sheer dry tone of one line of it that did it for me.

 

It was on a Nikon camera that doesn't appear to be on there anymore, one of their compact models from a few years back.  The guy leaving the review said something I shall never forget.

 

It went a bit like this:

 

"I received this on the day of my sons school sports day.  I came home and it had taken some brilliant pictures but didn't appear to like taking pictures of the children.  Instead, I have loads of excellent photographs of other parents, mainly very attractive Mums.  My wife does not like this, but I can confirm the auto-focus works wonders."

:roflmao:

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<Extract> "tells me to do bad things":roflmao:

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I'm doing market research for a potential Welsh customer. Do you think you could fit a medium sized sheep in there?

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She looks like a Small sheep size to me.....

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I'm doing market research for a potential Welsh customer. Do you think you could fit a medium sized sheep in there?

 

You might need to take the girl out first.

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