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Feckwit attempts to steal Porsche

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Who put the wet floor sign out at 27 seconds?

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Ha! He's clearly pi55ed off his attempt has failed. Wet floor sign is a mystery, Arch!

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Maybe he's the owner and he's locked his keys inside the car? NOT!

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How on earth couldn't he steal an 80's Porsche? I stole 6 last week in my sleep. :rolleyes:

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I stole 6 last week in my dreams :rolleyes:

 

:coffee::lol:

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You could open most 80's cars with a ruler let alone the fact almost any key of a similar size would do the job, cutting the roof is completely unnecessary, security wasn't strong.

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You could open my Mazda 626 with one of those wooden lollipop sticks. As I found out when some spiv nicked my radio.

 

Some cars weren't much better in the 90s. I bust the locking mechanism on my dad's Escort trying the old half a tennis ball trick. :uhoh:

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Wasn't there an 80s Skoda cabrio where the fabric roof was held on with Velcro? So you could peel it back, unlock the car from the inside, and get in?

Mind you, that was very secure, the badge was a powerful theft deterrent.

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What do call a Skoda with no roof?

 

A skip.

 

 

ThankyouverymuchI'vebeencrapallweekdon'thavethescampi

 

:bike:

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That's almost as bad as the gag as why they had heated rear screens....

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No, it's not!

 

You wouldn't push a car from the rear screen, but you WOULD fill a Skoda with rubbish & get it towed away.

 

Yes, I am here all week! :bike:

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