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Police in Liverpool today pulled over a scouser and were amazed to find the car taxed tested and insured.

 

It wasn't stolen and there was no stolen goods or drugs found.

 

The driver was sober.

 

He had a full licence and no points.

 

A police spokesman said they had no option but to fine him £80 for wasting police time.

 

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I may have to borrow that for some friends who come from 30 miles or so west of me. ;)

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The 1990s just called and want their joke back :)

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The 1990s just called

 

Wait - you did tell them not to worry about the millennium bug, right?  And about 9/11?  And not to believe Blair about Iraq? 

 

No?  What?  I can't believe you missed the opportunity!

 

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