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Forgive me if I've told you this story before. A friend of mine once  boarded a plane at Manchester Airport for New York. Taking his seat, as he settled in, he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He realised she was heading straight toward his seat and bingo - she took the seat right beside him.
 
‘Hello’, he blurted out, ‘Business trip or vacation?’
 
She turned, smiled enchantingly and said, ‘Business. I'm going to the annual nymphomaniac convention in New York.’
  
Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, ‘What's your business role at this convention?’.
 
‘Lecturer’, she responded, ‘I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality.’
 
‘Really’, he smiled, ‘what myths are those?’
 
‘Well’, she explained, ‘one popular myth is that African-American men are the most well endowed when, in fact, it's the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait.

Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Greek descent.

We have also found that the best potential lovers in all categories are the Irish.’
 
Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and blushed. ‘I'm sorry’, she said. ‘I really shouldn't be discussing this with you, I don't even know your name!’
 
‘Tonto,’ the man said. ‘Tonto Papadopoulos, but my friends call me Paddy.’

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I have heard it before, but it's still funny +++:roflmao:

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