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Heard this the other day. Thought it was funny.

 

Boy and his Grandad are at home.

 

Grandad is having a pint when the boy goes up to him and sits on his lap

 

Grandson : Can I have some of your beer Grandad?

Grandad : Does your penis touch your arsehole?

Grandson : No, why?

Grandad : Well if it doesn’t, you can’t have any

 

Boy goes away

 

A few hours later, Grandad is having a smoke.

 

Grandson : Can I have a puff Grandad?

Grandad : Does your penis touch your arsehole?

Grandson : No, why?

Grandad : Well if it doesn’t, you can’t have any

 

Boy goes away

 

The next day, the boy is out on the Porch having some cookies.

Grandad walks on to the Porch and sees the cookies. His eyes light up and proceeds to ask his Grandson

 

Hey, can I have some of your cookies?

Boy asks…aaaagh! Grandad, does your penis touch your arsehole?

Grandad ever so confident replies… Of course it does!

Grandson replies…Well Grandad, if it does, why don’t you go **** yourself!

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