Hopsta Posted March 5, 2004 Report Share Posted March 5, 2004 A mate of mine was telling me the other day that he sees a gorgeous girl on his way to work every day. Only problem being the fact that they are both in their cars driving in opposite directions. He's flashed a waved a couple of times and got a cheeky smile back... whats the next step? He would prefer having to avoid running her off the road to get her attention. Following her to work would be bordering on stalker territory I thinks. Mr A Nonymous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shao_khan Posted March 5, 2004 Report Share Posted March 5, 2004 Well the only thing to do is go for the stalker option - find ut where she works - otherwise give up and stop being such a wimp - I mean how do you think Kylie and I got so close - the order was just an oversight on her part. Turn around and give chase Mr Nonymouse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted March 5, 2004 Report Share Posted March 5, 2004 Other than that.. get a big banner to hold up when passing, along the lines of "Give me your Phone number" or " You've got great tit's" .. needless to say she will immediatly pull over and swoon at your manly smile.. she will turn to putty and be yours Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danksy Posted March 6, 2004 Report Share Posted March 6, 2004 Hopsta said [ QUOTE ] A mate of mine.. [/ QUOTE ] Yeah right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Posted March 10, 2004 Report Share Posted March 10, 2004 get that 24" mamba out and wave it in the air like you just don't care Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snail Posted March 11, 2004 Report Share Posted March 11, 2004 [ QUOTE ] get that 24" mamba out and wave it in the air like you just don't care [/ QUOTE ] Dont you mean 24mm worm????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Posted March 11, 2004 Report Share Posted March 11, 2004 let see what your GF thinks of that after.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woppum Posted March 14, 2004 Report Share Posted March 14, 2004 [ QUOTE ] Other than that.. get a big banner to hold up when passing, along the lines of "Give me your Phone number" or " You've got great tit's" .. needless to say she will immediatly pull over and swoon at your manly smile.. she will turn to putty and be yours [/ QUOTE ] I agree with dave on this one. My mate was sitting in the reaar seat of my car, while i noticed there was a very fit brid in the car behind. We had no pen, yust a yellow highlighter, which could still be read, and some A4 paper (which was actually some tyresmoke printouts). He wrote on the paper, something on the lines of, 'i think you are very lovley, can i have your number'. She just smiled, and tried to ignore us. Us in the car at this point this was very funny and persisted in making more messages. It was fun but no number. This was pobably due to the fact, she was either scared (most likely!!), or the fact she had no pen and paper handy while she was driving! Of course if this is the case, you can prepare her by writing, write your number on a piece of paper for me to read tommorow. Do it, even if it dosent work it will still be a laugh, enjoy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snail Posted March 15, 2004 Report Share Posted March 15, 2004 [ QUOTE ] write your number on a piece of paper for me to read tommorow. [/ QUOTE ] So Woppum, you want hopstas number too do you? Or are you in fact a woman? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woppum Posted March 17, 2004 Report Share Posted March 17, 2004 I iz no lady as me has no kebab!!! Wish i did for a day, think of all the fun you could have Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CARACTERE 007 Posted March 18, 2004 Report Share Posted March 18, 2004 one of my colleague crahsed his car into a chicks car...guess what...now they are getting married!!..lol mad hey...hoops...go and buy a banger and crash into her....and make sure you have one of those stickers "my other car is an audi s3"..lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve2 Posted May 6, 2004 Report Share Posted May 6, 2004 graham, what car has she got i might just try getting a smile off her and why havn't you tried? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hopsta Posted May 6, 2004 Author Report Share Posted May 6, 2004 Mini Cooper, Black with white roof, private plate apparently Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazza_g Posted May 6, 2004 Report Share Posted May 6, 2004 [ QUOTE ] I iz no lady as me has no kebab!!! Wish i did for a day, think of all the fun you could have [/ QUOTE ] the magic of 'self love' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woppum Posted May 7, 2004 Report Share Posted May 7, 2004 Meat flaps of joy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
s4_sat Posted May 10, 2004 Report Share Posted May 10, 2004 if she drives a mini,jus hold up a sign sayin 'i'm one of the doors,you wanna b#@w me off?' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geo_nr1 Posted May 10, 2004 Report Share Posted May 10, 2004 OOOOh what a dilema you have here!!!! Personally I think you should stalk her , give us all a laugh by telling us what you said as an excuse to the police when your caught!!! Get along side her at a set of traffic lights and signal her to wind down her window and take it from there. What you say then, all depends on how big your b@lls are!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mo-S3 Posted May 10, 2004 Report Share Posted May 10, 2004 His escuse to the plod would be 'all the guys on TSN told me to do it' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mo-S3 Posted May 12, 2004 Report Share Posted May 12, 2004 how about these facts then... at least u know its not uncommon ! [ QUOTE ] So common has fast lane flirting apparently become that a new language of love is developing on the nations’ roads. Dubbed the 'Vehicle Body Language' (VBL) of Love, it consists of behaviour akin to unspoken chat-up lines (for want of a better phrase). Of the many VBL’s identified by the survey, the top 10 silent signals of attraction were: A long lingering look (79% of men and 66% of women) One in five of men said they sat up straighter so as to look taller One in ten pulled in their stomach to look slimmer Four out of ten women checked their appearance in the mirror A third of women tidied their hair or adjusted their make-up One out of five men tried to edge their car closer to the object of their affection One in ten scribbled their mobile number on their palms for the other driver One in twenty noted down the number of the other person’s car One in ten planned to drive the same route hoping for another meeting A significant number admitted to an exchange of mutual eye-brow wiggling. [/ QUOTE ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPLiiX Posted May 12, 2004 Report Share Posted May 12, 2004 Just use www.tagacar.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordo Posted May 12, 2004 Report Share Posted May 12, 2004 and people actually pay for that?! . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mo-S3 Posted May 12, 2004 Report Share Posted May 12, 2004 Spliix seems to have got himself a lifetime membership ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riz Posted June 9, 2004 Report Share Posted June 9, 2004 uh Riz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ari Posted June 9, 2004 Report Share Posted June 9, 2004 [ QUOTE ] A significant number admitted to an exchange of mutual eye-brow wiggling. [/ QUOTE ] Filthy perverts!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markweir2000 Posted June 9, 2004 Report Share Posted June 9, 2004 So Splix Have you been tagged??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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