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another joke

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A woman has three daughters who get married. She asks them to write to

her in two words to describe their happiness.

The first daughter gets married and after three days the woman gets a note.

It reads 'MaxwellHouse'. The woman was confused but then read an advert

in the paper for Maxwell House coffee reading: "Satisfaction guaranteed".

So the woman was happy for her daughter.

The second daughter gets married and after seven days the woman gets a

note.

It reads 'Rothmans Cigarettes'. The woman was baffled but then read an

advert in the paper reading "Lifetime, King-size". So the mother was very

happy that her daughter had married well.

The third daughter gets married, but the woman is worried, it's been four

weeks and no word. Finally, on the fifth week the woman gets a note. It

reads "British Airways". So then mum rushed to read an advert about BA,

and shock, horror! She faints. The advert read: "Three times a day,

seven days a week, both ways".

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LMAO !!!

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