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Catching

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A teacher asks her class to use the word "contagious".

Roland the class swot, gets up and says, "Last year I got the measles and Mum said it was contagious."

"Well done, Roland" says the teacher. "Can anyone else try?"

Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says,"My grandma says there's a nasty bug going round, and it's contagious."

"Well done, Katie" says the teacher. "Anyone else?"

Little Johnny jumps up and says, "Our next door neighbour is painting his house with a two-inch brush and my Dad says it will take the contagious"

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An attempt at amusingness that raises half a smile from the imbecile at my side.

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