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Extraction

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One day, an American man walks into a dentist's office and asks how much it will cost to extract wisdom teeth.

"Eighty dollars," the dentist says.

"That's a ridiculous amount," the man says. "Isn't there a cheaper way?"

"Well," the dentist says, "if we don't use an anaesthetic, I can knock it down to $60."

"That's still far too expensive," the man says.

"Okay," says the dentist. "If I save on anaesthesia and I simply rip the teeth out with a pair of pliers without any preparatory work, I could get away with charging $20."

"Nope," moans the man, "it's still too much."

"Hm," says the dentist, scratching his head. "If I let one of my students do it that way for the experience, I suppose I could charge you just $10."

"Marvellous," says the man, "book my wife in for next Tuesday!"

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