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Three guys are out hunting.

Sitting around the evening campfire they start exchanging their worst experiences.

The first guy says the worst thing that had ever happened to him was, he was up on a scaffold 7 stories high washing windows when the scaffold collapsed and he fell, breaking every bone in his arms and legs and he was hospitalised for six months.

The second guy says the worst thing that ever happened to him was, he was hitch-hiking and a coach ran over him, breaking his back and he wound up in the hospital for nearly a year.

The 3rd guy was not saying anything, so they start pushing him to tell them about his worst experience.

He said, "Well, I'll tell you about the second worst thing that ever happened to me, I was out hunting one time and I had to take a poo, so I stepped behind a tree, dropped my trousers, and crouched down into *the* position."

"Yeah? So what happened next?" asks his friend.

"I got a little too close to the ground and -- WHAM -- a fox trap snapped shut on my testicles."

One of the other guys says, "Dear God! - But if that was the second worst, what in the world was the worst?"

The third guy says, "Oh, that would be when I reached the end of the tether chain . . ."

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