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No we dont play snooker, and yes no probs on a get out of jail free card! 169144-ok.gif

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Cheers 169144-ok.gif

I always used to feel hard done by what with driving a red car and all!

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Surely pink cars are the moist screwed, seeing as they`re rare? smile.gif

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Yes but you would need a red first! Snooker is a silly game!!!

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Why is it that some of us think that because a bloke (or woman) has a Police uniform on they are a tosser? Trust me, they were a tosser before they put the uniform on. Basically, some Police are tossers but they're only human and have the right to be a pratt just like the rest of us. IMHO Police are like South Africans, I've never met one that I didn't think was a nice person, makes you wonder who is more prejudiced.

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Surely pink cars are the moist screwed, seeing as they`re rare? smile.gif

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Yes but you would need a red first! Snooker is a silly game!!!

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Thought the pink ball was substituted for silver cars considering pink cars are as rare as rocking horse dung.gif

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Why is it that some of us think that because a bloke (or woman) has a Police uniform on they are a tosser? Trust me, they were a tosser before they put the uniform on. Basically, some Police are tossers but they're only human and have the right to be a pratt just like the rest of us. IMHO Police are like South Africans, I've never met one that I didn't think was a nice person, makes you wonder who is more prejudiced.

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Maybe I am tired, but confused.gifconfused.gifconfused.gif

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Went right over my head!

I once went out with a WPC for 7 months. She drank a lot and went like a train, thats all I remember!

Twas good!

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Hmm. Fair point.

That said, brown cars are pretty damn rare these days, too.

Still, you heard it here first, the Police don't play that game anyway, right? sekret.gifgrin.gif

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confused.gif Never met many South Africans.

Never met an enormous pair of tits I didn't like though 169144-ok.gif

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Still, you heard it here first, the Police don't play that game anyway, right? sekret.gifgrin.gif

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i cant talk for everyone, but i dont play it!!! 169144-ok.gif

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Oh bugger, I know what I'm trying to say, it's getting it typed up that I'm having trouble with. A swift Scotch and then bed, that should do it. tongue.gif

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Never met an enormous pair of tits I didn't like though 169144-ok.gif

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Classic Lodders. lol.gif

Still got the wheels? suicide.gif

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as a second year student at Bristol Uni i am i the process oftrying to become a true bristolian. AS, i will get a tyresmoke sticker in my back window in the hope that you might pull me over, and possibly help a (semi) bored member out! beerchug.gif

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Tyresmoke stickers?? Who, where, how?

Where art thou?

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as a second year student at Bristol Uni i am i the process oftrying to become a true bristolian. AS, i will get a tyresmoke sticker in my back window in the hope that you might pull me over, and possibly help a (semi) bored member out! beerchug.gif

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Please, for god sake, avoid the awful farmers accent though!

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Whats he on about - Tyresmoke stickers? Where is mine!

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Please, for god sake, avoid the awful farmers accent though!

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smashfreakB.gif we dont all talk like that!

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Are these available yet? I have been starting threads on these going back a couple of years now.

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Nope, true, but I know a few Bristolians who do and in fairness, they all hate their accent, but hey, lets not turn this into an accent thread 169144-ok.gif

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as a second year student at Bristol Uni i am i the process oftrying to become a true bristolian. AS, i will get a tyresmoke sticker in my back window in the hope that you might pull me over, and possibly help a (semi) bored member out! beerchug.gif

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No probs! PM me if you need help on the lovely Bristol! 169144-ok.gif

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My in-laws are Bristolian and have a pretty strong accent - I love it, I'm all in favour of regional variation. It's one of the defining characteristics of this country. 169144-ok.gif

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