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CHAVMOBILE Spotting...

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I saw a Jag XF yesterday. The wings and doors were dark metallic red. The bonnet roof and boot were silver.

 

It looked ridiculous. Either someone with catastrophically bad taste, or a motocross bike rode over their car and they haven't had the replacement body parts painted yet... :uhoh:

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Really thought and hoped an XF would be too new/expensive to be in the chav category yet.

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It's probably a factory option, you could get the S-Type in two tone paintwork, always look hideous but there are a few of them about.

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not sure why the picture turned sideways ... (did download using my mobile!).   Plate I think is just a standard issued plate?  

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What's wrong with the plate?

 

LS56 LCY - it's a car with a normal number plate on it, of course...

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Not sure, but could be owned by Lucy and her surname starts with S!

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LS56 LCY - it's a car with a normal number plate on it, of course...

Tsk, peasants.

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Not sure, but could be owned by Lucy and her surname starts with S!

Or, it could be owned by Larry Summersby, who lives at 56 Luton Court in Yalding!

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Being described as an "A4 Jetta"

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Being described as an "A4 Jetta"

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Looks legit, can't tell the difference between that and the latest model to be fair! ;-)

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That looks so ill-fitting, it's ridiculous. You can almost see the cable ties where's he's fixed it  :roflmao:

 

Nothing queer as folk.....

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That looks so ill-fitting, it's ridiculous. You can almost see the cable ties where's he's fixed it  :roflmao:

Just like normal VAG standards then.

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OMFG

 

If only he'd stopped at simply the alloys (off an A6 4.2 or Phaeton I think?)...........

 

Loving the fake lane departure warning system 'eye', trying to replicate the B8!     :roflmao:

 

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Oh my, that is truly awful

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I haven't seen those louvres on the back window since the 80s:-)

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"Shall I remove the number plate before I spray it with the rattle can?"

 

"Na mate it'll be fine, nobody will notice a bit of overspray"

 

:roflmao:

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Anyone else zoomed in on the profile to see the, presumably, Japanese Kanji down the back and also the 'highlighted' door handles? :roflmao:

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The louvres look like they are from a lap fence panel!

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Is that the new A4? At least they've tried to actually give it some character.

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