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CHAVMOBILE Spotting...

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That's amazing...they haven't tried to polish a turd...they've simply tried to stick stuff to it. And not even subtly...you can still see all the glue all over it.

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Oh, now that`s really something... A bad car, poorly modified, yet it somehow doesn't look as ugly as most other cars on this thread. I think the fact it does look all beat up is a large part of it`s appeal; somehow gives the impression the owner doesn't take it too seriously. I mean, just look at some of those panel gaps... what an amusing car smile.gif

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I love the way he's taken two spaces just in case someone opens a door on his pride and joy and dings it.

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So he's got room to take off with that wing of his.

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Waaaaiiitt a minute!! You didn't spot those! They're from the Top Gear website. I feel so abused.

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Waaaaiiitt a minute!! You didn't spot those! They're from the Top Gear website. I feel so abused.

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yes i am quite aware i got them from the top gear website

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The 2nd image, the Civic, was in Redline magazine a couple of months back as the cover car - definitely not my cup of tea but it must have cost a lot of cash (or loans) to get it to that state!

The third one down, the red thing that looks a complete mess, was a BMW 3-series compact once-upon-a-time! Its got Range Rover rear lights, hydraulic suspension and such now. Looks horrible wink.gif

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Spotted these two tits about the race away from the lights but mr mondeo had to play too. Well they got a shock when i past them doing double there speed on the duel carrige way

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Because my chav side as be getting worse and worse i am starting to get worried confused.gif

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Because my chav side as be getting worse and worse i am starting to get worried confused.gif

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Turning to to the Chav Side. NONO3.GIF Hold him down Yoda. sekret.gif

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A nova with a massive twin tailpipe, and that's it by way of mods tried over taking me today and I pushed my foot down a little bit further and swept swiftly away from him, then on approach to the round about (where I was turning left and he was going straight on), while I was slowing down to it, he decided to floor it and go past me...only to brake 2 seconds after he'd passed me.

What a tit yelrotflmao.gif

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driving around tonight and I spotted a moped with neons under it blush.gif would have been perfect if I had my camera and there weren't half a dozen chavs admiring it.

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I like it when there's chavs with those dirt bikes with 50cc engines that sound identical to mopeds. They think they're awesome. But really they're just idiots with a crap vehicle that produces a sound that no human can stand (much like mopeds)

Never seen one with neons though. Then again, never seen one with the rider wearing a helmet either!

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I like it when there's chavs with those dirt bikes with 50cc engines that sound identical to mopeds. They think they're awesome. But really they're just idiots with a crap vehicle that produces a sound that no human can stand (much like mopeds)

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I dunno, take em off road and they are pretty fun.

Bigger engines are better though 169144-ok.gif

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I have seen the abomination of a 3 series compact at a show down at Earls Court. After much thought and looking at it from all angles, I concluded that it was a Vauxhall Astra! Goes to show how so much money can so easily be wasted wink.gif

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Spotted these two tits about the race away from the lights but mr mondeo had to play too. Well they got a shock when i past them doing double there speed on the duel carrige way

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Silverlink roundabout Mulkbear?

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Why have I only just found this thread?!!

Few points to note:

If you pinch images from BarryBoys (the nasty green Chavalier is one of ours) then please credit the source as the SFS pictures belong to us!!

Also, if any of you lot take any cracking pictures of nasty cars and would like them to be seen on BB, then either join up or pm me with them and i'll post them on your behalf. Please remember by doing this, you give the ownership of the pics to us and if you get Shed of the Week, your very own pic will be printed in Zoo magazine laugh.gif

We always need new material, so any new submissions are most welcome smile.gif

PS That blue nova is known to us as 'Project Angel' and it went Gold on BB. If you want a good laugh, click here. It also made Shed of the Year!!

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Yer it is the silverlink around about where are you from milo

And you should cover up your reg plate on the pic's of your A4

My Drinking mates all work for Audi (Tyneside and Newcastle)

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WTF is this

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Bling Bling Mo Fo!!!! smashfreakB.gif

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IS it me or does it say 'Dub' next to the side indicator?

Does The Daddy have a Range Rover? sekret.gif

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Was to owner black with gold with Mr T or was it tim westwood

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IS it me or does it say 'Dub' next to the side indicator?

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Dub's being slang for 20 inch wheels I think....

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A few more recent ones from the phone archive:

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Obviously needs the wing for the downforce. Spotted on A38 west of Derby.

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Another, this time on the M1 last Sunday.

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Parked in a car park in Chippenham. An otherwise standard maroon Vectra. It had the comedy "SPAX PECO" writing all the way down the doors and wings. A nice combo.

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Note the comedy biscuit rim, and the large chunk of fibreglass missing from the front bumper. I think he had an argument with a speed bump/chavette. In Alton Towers car park.

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