seamen

[snez22 0]

why doesn't semen tastes sweet?

because it gets mixed with poo before you suck it out.

i made that one up. do i get a prize? i hear there's a dumpvalve going.

[Woppum 512]

Piss Off

[ChasM 0]

Filth merchant !

[Crash 0]

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why doesn't semen tastes sweet?

because it gets mixed with poo before you suck it out.

i made that one up. do i get a prize? i hear there's a dumpvalve going.

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But how do you know it doesn't taste sweet?

[snez22 0]

c'mon! you must've tasted your own. everyone has, haven't they??

[Pincher 155]

I think this is a good time to end this thread!

[Hopsta 93]

Snezz that was a poor effort for 5:15 in the arvo

and yeah a touch sick

[Woppum 512]

Again, Piss off!!

[snez22 0]

my other 'made up myself' joke is

what do you call a sly bottle of cough mixture that gives oral sex?

cunning linctus!

i've probably posted it on here before but when your act only has 2 gags, repetition will be an issue.

and stop telling me to piss off. i don't even know you. crazy fool!

[Lagoo 0]

Snez,

Those are REAL bad mate. Think you may need to revise the content of your act, cos that sucks!!

Any more like that i may have to lock the tread

[snez22 0]

i'm sorry. i have dishonoured you. i have dishonoured tyresmoke and i have dishonoured the shaolin temple...

[Hopsta 93]

Play nicely peeps, thread locked.