Mort Posted August 12, 2005 Report Share Posted August 12, 2005 I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic nights we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that 'magic`. Wow!", I said, "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now! I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!" She just giggled and said she was sure I'd rise to the challenge!!! "Yeah" I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistline that's a few inches wider these days!" She laughed and told me to stop being so silly! She teased me saying that tubby bald men were cute! "Anyway, I've put on a few pounds myself!" she giggled................... So I told her to fcuk off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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felixthecat1 Posted August 12, 2005 Report Share Posted August 12, 2005 Excellent, oh so true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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