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John Smith gets home from work one day and finds his wife has been crying.

"What's wrong?" he asks

"John, promise you wont get mad, but I went to see the new doctor today and he told me I've got a pretty pussy"

"WHAT?!!!"he shouts

With that he grabs a baseball bat from the cupboard and storms down to the doctors surgery and through reception.

Without knocking he bursts into the doctors office.

The doctor is in the process of giving an old lady a breast examination.

She screams and tries to cover herself.

Without waiting Mr Smith charges up to the doctor, smashes the baseball bat down on the desk and says "You flaming pervert how dare you say my wife has a pretty pussy!!"

The doctor replies "I'm sorry Mr Smith but there has been a misunderstanding - I told your wife that she has Acute Angina"

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