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Favourite childish jokes?


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What's yellow and dangerous?

Shark infested custard.

Doctor, I've got a wart on my bum that looks like a strawberry!

I've got some cream for that.

What do you call a gorilla with a machine gun?

Sir.

What's got four legs and an arm?

A rottweiler...

What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload sand with a pitchfork.

What goes "Ga ga goo, whzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...." ?

A baby in a blender.

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Man - Can I smell your fanny ?

Woman - 'No' of course not !

Man - Must be my breath then grin.gif

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Whats has two legs and bleeds ?, Half a dog

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Why is the sea wet ?, because the sea-wee'd

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What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Fsh.

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No idea.

What do you call a dead deer with no eyes?

Still no idea.

What's green, got six legs and would kill you if it fell out of a tree on top of you?

A snooker table.

What's big square and white, and likes pork?

Kermit the Fridge.

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My kids favourite

"Why did the Monkey fall out of the tree"

"'cos he was dead"

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Why did the monkey fall off the tree?

Because he was dead.

Why did the man fall off the bicycle?

Because the Monkey fell on top of him.

Why did the elephant fall off the tree?

Because he was tied to the monkeys tail.

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