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Max Power boys with fecking great spoilers on scaffolding and "slammed" to the deck with exhausts the size of industrial silos.

Nice rear spoiler there hotshot, must be worth an extra tenth round the MacDonalds car park. Judging by that exhaust you must be running at least 2,000hp. Oh no, sorry my mistake, I see from the badge you left on the tailgate it's actually a 1.2GL. yelrotflmao.gif

Sad fecking numb nuts! Flush.gif

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BMW 318i drivers!! rocketwhore.gif

No you're not a high powered exective behind the wheel of the ultimate driving machine on the way to another high powered meeting any more than your suit jacket hanging from that Armani coat hanger is really an Amarni suit!

Your name is Dwayne, you're a dog food rep, and your car is now more common than a Mundano, and we all know the only reason you chose silver is because it is the only non cost metallic finish and your fleet manager wouldn't allow you any optional extras.

Now turn your front fog lights off and get the fcuk outa my way! sportifs2.gifsportifs2.gifsportifs2.gif

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Subaru Impreza Turbo/Mistubishi Evo drivers....! FIREdevil.gif

So, active yaw control, what does that do? Oh, it makes it go really really fast does it?

It's a bit cheap looking inside, I used to have a stereo like that in my Golf 10 years ago. Oh, really really fast is it?

So what about all those stupid looking scoops on the bonnet? how fast? Oh, really really fast.

And the fact that every police car in the country follows you when you're in it despite people in proper cars passing you? And people smirking when they see you driving it?

And how much is it? Really? Would'nt penis enlargement surgery have been cheaper?

Did you know you could buy a decent quality car for that money? No, not really really fast, but fast enough.

Nice bobble hat by the way, does your mum know you're out on your own?

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Feck me been away for a weekand Ari has lost it...

Although i d agree with pretty much all you say apart from the hyndia pop, my old man has one and he dont hang about and yes he is over 50 jump.giffuck_scott.gif but every thing else is spot on mate

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Can we set up an Ari Forum PLEASE! Best thread ever....

Now what about those tossers with dog stickers in the back windows? No, not even the already flamed "Show Dog on Board" stickers, but just pictures of cutie dogs... why???? FIREdevil.gif

And people (women smashfreakB.gif) who drive along dual carriageways until they are right up the ar** of a JCB before thinking "oooh better put an indicator on and think about overtaking" FIREdevil.gif

And damn mobile phones stuck to peoples ears as they try to weave thru traffic.... sportifs2.gif

Gawd I don't have the touch here... Ari it's all yours, take it away! znaika.gif

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yelrotflmao.gifyelrotflmao.gifyelrotflmao.gif at Ari!

Obviously the words of a deeply disturbed man...how does he look so dignified externally??....must be the HAT!?

Sounds like you'd have a field day across here with the guys and gals that can afford expensive cars but have to pay extra for indicators it would seem......

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At last! I can buy one of these for my "airport"car.

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Couldn't you get one made up for your Porsche:

My other car is a 1.2l Corsa

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BMW 318i drivers!! rocketwhore.gif

No you're not a high powered exective behind the wheel of the ultimate driving machine on the way to another high powered meeting any more than your suit jacket hanging from that Armani coat hanger is really an Amarni suit!

Your name is Dwayne, you're a dog food rep, and your car is now more common than a Mundano, and we all know the only reason you chose silver is because it is the only non cost metallic finish and your fleet manager wouldn't allow you any optional extras.

Now turn your front fog lights off and get the fcuk outa my way! sportifs2.gifsportifs2.gifsportifs2.gif

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Don't forget the 320d estate either!!!

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I'm in shock - can this really be Ari making these posts or has someone else logged onto his PC NONO3.GIF

Very out of character EEK2.GIF

Must of had a bad day grin.gif

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D'you know, I'm feeling quite calm and serene today...! grin.gif

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how about I try and wind you up again?

erm..... neon lights on windscreen washers?

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how about I try and wind you up again?

erm..... neon lights on windscreen washers?

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See "Max Power Boys"!!! znaika.gif

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Saw a Max Power nova the other day before the Windsor meet that had a sticker on his back window:

"C*NT on board" - thought this was hilarious and merely clarified what I was guessing!

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And anyone who buys a Porsche Cayenne Turbo, BMW X5 4.6i Sport or Mercedes M55 AMG.

Oooohh, a 4X4 that'll do 155mph! Thats useful then! rocketwhore.gifrocketwhore.gifrocketwhore.gif

ARSES! rocketwhore.gif

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OI! My parents have got a Cayenne Turbo you cnut, schizo-psychotic freak! sportifs2.gif

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Max Power boys with fecking great spoilers on scaffolding and "slammed" to the deck with exhausts the size of industrial silos.

Nice rear spoiler there hotshot, must be worth an extra tenth round the MacDonalds car park. Judging by that exhaust you must be running at least 2,000hp. Oh no, sorry my mistake, I see from the badge you left on the tailgate it's actually a 1.2GL. yelrotflmao.gif

Sad fecking numb nuts! Flush.gif

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jump.gif What the feck are those meccano spoilers? The certainly spoil a perfectly sh*t cat anyhow! ha.gif

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how about I try and wind you up again?

erm..... neon lights on windscreen washers?

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See "Max Power Boys"!!! znaika.gif

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Is'nt that the same as tossers? yelrotflmao.gif

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OI! My parents have got a Cayenne Turbo you cnut, schizo-psychotic freak! sportifs2.gif

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oh oh Ari, do tell us about M3 drivers yelrotflmao.gif

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OI! My parents have got a Cayenne Turbo you cnut, schizo-psychotic freak! sportifs2.gif

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oh oh Ari, do tell us about M3 drivers yelrotflmao.gif

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I can lead the way............................... jump.gif

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OI! My parents have got a Cayenne Turbo you cnut, schizo-psychotic freak! sportifs2.gif

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oh oh Ari, do tell us about M3 drivers yelrotflmao.gif

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I can lead the way............................... jump.gif

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Good well thats M3 drivers dealt with, now who haven't we insulted...??? grin.gifgrin.gifgrin.gif

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you cnut, schizo-psychotic freak! sportifs2.gif

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With respect though, obviously....??? yelrotflmao.gifyelrotflmao.gifyelrotflmao.gif

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