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No offence meant to our members from down under tongue.gif

There's a Japanese firm that has developed a camera with a shutter speed so fast it can actually catch an Assusie with his mouth shut.

Why are all the sheep in Australia moving to New Zealand ? They'd rather be eaten than made love to.

Why do Aussies put XXXX on can of lager? Because they cant spell beer

Why aren't Aussie girls good cattle herders ? Because they cant even keep two calves together

What's the definition of a virgin ? Any Aussie girl who can run faster than her brothers

AUSTRALIANS : Hand picked by the finest English judges

What's the worst thing about Australia ? its above sea level

What's the difference between yogurt and Australia ? Yogurt has a real live culture

What did the Aussie girls right leg say to the left leg ? nothing they've never met

What's a well balanced Australian ? One with a chip on both shoulders

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