jules_s3 Posted January 10, 2008 Report Share Posted January 10, 2008 I was buying a large bag of Winalot in Tesco and was standing in the queue at the till. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Winalot Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it works is to load your trouser pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her. Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no, it was because I'd been sitting in the road licking my balls and a car hit me. I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door. Stupid cow..........why else would I buy dog food?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby_simon Posted January 10, 2008 Report Share Posted January 10, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AntW Posted January 10, 2008 Report Share Posted January 10, 2008 brilliant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patently Posted January 10, 2008 Report Share Posted January 10, 2008 Excellent! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vagabond Posted January 11, 2008 Report Share Posted January 11, 2008 Ha ha. nice one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DHA Posted January 11, 2008 Report Share Posted January 11, 2008 I so hope someone asks me that when I am buying food for my dogs next time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidicks Posted January 11, 2008 Report Share Posted January 11, 2008 [ QUOTE ] I so hope someone asks me that when I am buying food for my dogs next time! [/ QUOTE ] I haven't even got a dog, but I'm tempted to go to the supermarket tomorrow and buy some dog food on the off-chance that a woman in the queue will ask me whether i have a dog or not. Sidicks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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