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The following are all replies that women have put on Child Support

Agency forms in the section for listing father's details:

These are genuine excerpts from the forms (names removed).

1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, child A was

fathered by [name removed]. I am unsure as to the identity of the

father of child B, but I believe that he was conceived on the same

night.

2. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my child as I

was

being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I

can

provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the

party if this helps.

3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was

conceived at a party [address and date given] where I had

unprotected

sex with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so

good that I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father can

you send me his phone number? Thanks.

4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He

drives

a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door

panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area

and

see if he's had it replaced.

5. I have never had sex with a man. I am awaiting a letter from

the

Pope confirming that my son's conception was immaculate and that he

is Christ risen again.

6. I cannot tell you the name of child A's dad as he informs me

that

to do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic

implications for the British economy. I am torn between doing right

by you and right by the country. Please advise.

7. I do not know who the father of my child was as all squaddies

look the same to me. I can confirm that he was a Royal Green

Jacket.

8. [name given] is the father of child A. If you do catch up with

him can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs?

9. >From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at

EuroDisney maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom.

10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I

remember for sure is Delia Smith did a programme about eggs earlier

in the evening. If I'd have stayed in and watched more TV rather

than

going to the party at [address given], mine might have remained

unfertilised.

11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after

all

when you eat a tin of beans you can't be sure which one made you

fart.

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