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The following are all replies that women have put on Child Support

Agency forms in the section for listing father's details:

These are genuine excerpts from the forms (names removed).

1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, child A was

fathered by [name removed]. I am unsure as to the identity of the

father of child B, but I believe that he was conceived on the same


2. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my child as I


being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I


provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the

party if this helps.

3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was

conceived at a party [address and date given] where I had


sex with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so

good that I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father can

you send me his phone number? Thanks.

4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He


a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door

panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area


see if he's had it replaced.

5. I have never had sex with a man. I am awaiting a letter from


Pope confirming that my son's conception was immaculate and that he

is Christ risen again.

6. I cannot tell you the name of child A's dad as he informs me


to do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic

implications for the British economy. I am torn between doing right

by you and right by the country. Please advise.

7. I do not know who the father of my child was as all squaddies

look the same to me. I can confirm that he was a Royal Green


8. [name given] is the father of child A. If you do catch up with

him can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs?

9. >From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at

EuroDisney maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom.

10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I

remember for sure is Delia Smith did a programme about eggs earlier

in the evening. If I'd have stayed in and watched more TV rather


going to the party at [address given], mine might have remained


11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after


when you eat a tin of beans you can't be sure which one made you


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