Marriage and Divorce

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QUOTES ON MARRIAGE AND DIVORCE .....

- Divorce: from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.

- Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.

- Love is grand. Divorce is a hundred grand.

- Marriage: an expensive way to get your laundry done for free.

- I married my wife for her looks ... but not the ones she's been giving me lately!

- Divorce has become so common that my wife and I are staying married just to be different.

- Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.

- Divorce is a word you never hear in our house. Murder, yes. But not divorce.

- Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity.

- Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house.