The joys of growing old

[patently]

Two senile old blokes, Albert and George are sitting on the beach at Brighton.

Albert says "Do you want an ice cream George?"

George says "Yes, please, with a flake".

Then George says "Now promise me you won't forget to get the flake".

Albert says "I promise".

Again George says "Absolutely promise me on your mother's life you won't forget the flake"

Albert says "I promise on my mother's life I won't forget your flake"

So Albert goes off to get the ice cream. George waits five minutes. Then Albert comes back and says "There's your pork pie".

George says "Where's the chips?"

[Mook]

[bpsmith]

Awesome!