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How embarrasing are these!?!?

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I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and

asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blo*

job?"

I turned around and walked back out and never went back. My

husband didn't say a word... he knew better.

Melinda Lowe, 39

An insurance man visited me at home to talk about our mortgage

insurance. He was throwing a lot of facts and figures at me, and

I wanted to follow as best I could, so I told my 6-year-old son

to run and get me a pad. He came back and handed me a Kotex right in front

of our guest.

Kathy Newman, 46

I was taking a shower when my 2-year-old son came into the

bathroom and wrapped himself in toilet paper. Although he made a mess, he

looked adorable, so I ran for my camera and took a few shots. They came out

so well that I had copies made and included one with each of our Christmas

cards. Days later, a relative called about the picture, laughing

hysterically, and suggesting I take a closer look. Puzzled, I stared at the

photo and was shocked to discover that in addition to my son, I had

captured

my reflection in the mirror - wearing nothing but a camera!

Name Withheld

I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls.

I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After

browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking

gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if He could help me. Without

thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with men's

balls."

Colleen Collins, 31

My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold

a variety of nuts. As we were looking at the display case, the boy

behind the counter asked if we needed any help. I replied,

"No, I'm just looking at your nuts." My sister started to laugh

hysterically,

the boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked away.

To this day, my sister has never let me forget.

Faye Emerick, 34

While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to

release some pent-up energy and ran amok. I was finally able to

grab hold ofher after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other

patrons. I told her that if she did not start behaving "right now" she

would

be punished. To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice

just

as threatening, "If you don't let me go right now, I will tell Grandma that

I saw you kissing Daddy's pee-pee last night!"

The silence was deafening

after this enlightening exchange. Even the tellers stopped what they were

doing. I mustered up the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank with

my daughter in tow. The last thing I heard when the door closed behind me

were screams of laughter.

Amy Richardson

Have you ever asked your child a question too many times? My

three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training and

I was on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a

quick lunch in between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room.

While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so of course I checked

my

seven-month-old daughter, and she was clean. Then I realized that Danny had

not asked to go potty in a while, so I asked him if he needed to go, and he

said "No." I kept thinking, "Oh Lord, that child has had an accident, and I

don't have any clothes with me..." Then I said, "Danny, are you SURE you

didn't have an accident?" "No," he replied. I just KNEW that he must have

had an

accident, because the smell was getting worse. Soooooo! I asked one more

time,

"Danny, did you have an accident?" This time he jumped up, yanked

down his pants, bent over and spread his cheeks and yelled.

"SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!" While 30 people nearly choked

to death on their tacos laughing! He calmly pulled up his pants

and sat down. An old couple made me feel better by thanking me for

the best laugh they'd ever had!

This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and

a very embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future,

likely think before she speaks. What happens when you predict snow but

don't

get any.....a true story...We had a female news anchor who, the day after

it

was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked:

"So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?"

Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too,

they were laughing so hard!

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I was taking a shower when my 2-year-old son came into the

bathroom and wrapped himself in toilet paper. Although he made a mess, he

looked adorable, so I ran for my camera and took a few shots. They came out

so well that I had copies made and included one with each of our Christmas

cards. Days later, a relative called about the picture, laughing

hysterically, and suggesting I take a closer look. Puzzled, I stared at the

photo and was shocked to discover that in addition to my son, I had

captured

my reflection in the mirror - wearing nothing but a camera!

[/ QUOTE ]

Nice one, sending them to all your relatives... yelrotflmao.gif

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