SeanKHotay Posted March 13, 2008 Report Share Posted March 13, 2008 Following Jo!han's solo lead into the new F1 year (and as I'm not nearly as big a bullsh... not as locquacious as he)... ...How 'bout some predictions for F1 2008? Australia: - Honda stalls on the grid due to no electrics. Their solar panels fail in the Australian sun. (They'll really have some issues under stars if Bernie gets his way...) ...All's well, though, after Super Aguri gives them a "jump". - Watch the hilarity ensue as the red lights extinguish when coddled drivers deal with no traction control at the Albert Skating Park. Malaysia: - Moseley drops a bomb on Bali...the 5-(neé 10-)year ban on engine development is rescinded to comply with the EU EC DS resolution to specify 4 cylinders engines by 2011. Engines are now free to develop from the 8-cylinder today down to new 4-cylinder spec. The ammonium-nitrate of the release is that the new 4 cylinders will be required by the French GP. Bahrain: - Bah, sand. Clogs the engines, radiators, sinuses, eyes, and intakes (both man and machine). 'Cept Bernie's who's running a currency filter. Spain, the Crab Course: - A surprise to the teams upon arrival: Pitlane is painted all black just 'cause we're all one big happy Formula One family! More to come... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayerbloke Posted March 13, 2008 Report Share Posted March 13, 2008 [ QUOTE ] - Watch the hilarity ensue as the red lights extinguish when coddled drivers deal with no traction control at the Albert Skating Park. [/ QUOTE ] That's highly possibly; Particularly at the start of that weekend, the track is always a bit slippery! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RalfSchumacher Posted March 15, 2008 Report Share Posted March 15, 2008 James Allen will talk a load of b*****s Crazy dave will be wearing a tuxedo in the credits Jenson will be disapointing Lewis will be Lewis, Traction control will make no difference, I will stay up all night to watch the aussie GP, then i'll wonder why i bothered. Bernie will get richer, Max will pretend to be in charge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sotty Posted March 15, 2008 Report Share Posted March 15, 2008 [ QUOTE ] James Allen will talk a load of b*****s Crazy dave will be wearing a tuxedo in the credits Jenson will be disapointing Lewis will be Lewis, Traction control will make no difference, I will stay up all night to watch the aussie GP, then i'll wonder why i bothered. Bernie will get richer, Max will pretend to be in charge. [/ QUOTE ] Brundle will use the phrase "on the ragged edge" for the 10,000 time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nzshrimper Posted March 16, 2008 Report Share Posted March 16, 2008 by race 5 - more than 10 cars will finsh a race... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nzshrimper Posted March 16, 2008 Report Share Posted March 16, 2008 or DC will acually kick 3 piles of shyte out the little bastard (Massa) (see todays race for the sound bite) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoahsGirl Posted March 19, 2008 Report Share Posted March 19, 2008 In Malaysia, Blobell and Allan use the phrase "smooth" to describe Button for the millionth time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyKay Posted April 1, 2008 Report Share Posted April 1, 2008 Then Max Mosely will be videotaped being whipped by some Nazi hookers. Hah! I crack myself up with these crazy suggestions - it could never happen. Oh. Hang on a sec... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tifarsey Posted April 2, 2008 Report Share Posted April 2, 2008 My favourite bugbear (other than Allen, natch) seems to be making a re-appearance this season. What in the name of the buggering baby jeezus is 'on the bubble' supposed to mean??? From the first 2 GP's it seems that it means; on a great lap; on a crap lap; having put in a good time; not having put in a hot time; having your ass whipped by Nazi S&M dominatrix's; having your balls flayed by Nazi S&M dominatrix's etc etc It is a stupid feckin expression, and I blame you Mr Brundle for introducing it to the mewling twatbabble Mr Allen, who now uses it to explain absolutely anything! /stalks off growling.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
limey Posted April 3, 2008 Report Share Posted April 3, 2008 "on the bubble" is an expression that came from the Indy 500. It means you are at the bottom of the list of qualifiers, so if someone below you scores a faster time, you drop out (unless you can post a faster time). With F1 qual, this happens in both Q1 and Q2. It is slightly different for the Indy 500 in that you do "flying" laps like we used to have in F1 - one car at a time. There are a limited NUMBER of cars allowed in the 500, so the car "on the bubble" does not race if somebody posts a faster time! HTH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mook Posted October 16, 2008 Report Share Posted October 16, 2008 (edited) Well done Serolikt - post your spam elsewhere please for your erot movies you muppet. Oh, and learn to write in English - it helps. Edit: Thanks mods for removing that kack Edited October 17, 2008 by Mook Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanKHotay Posted November 23, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 23, 2008 Well done Serolikt - post your spam elsewhere please for your erot movies you muppet.Oh, and learn to write in English - it helps. Edit: Thanks mods for removing that kack Wasn't that about buying metals? Are we sure that wasn't Bernie hawking his gold-silver-bronze award concept? (Thanks mods! ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruiser647 Posted November 24, 2008 Report Share Posted November 24, 2008 Wasn't that about buying metals? Are we sure that wasn't Bernie hawking his gold-silver-bronze award concept?(Thanks mods! ) To pay for Bernie's forthcoming, soon-to-be-bloody-expensive divorce Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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