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Car-related things to do before you die...


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There are the obvious ones like,

drive the Nurburgring flat out,

Route 66 in a soft top,

Drive on frozen lakes,

Drive a Ferrari,

Probably a few less obvious ones too,

Plaster a mates car in offensive stickers,

Hide a pack of stinky french cheese under someones seat,

Empty a bottle of liquid a*se into someones MX5.......

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drive the Nurburgring flat out, You did that in May and July

Route 66 in a soft top, Get a life

Drive on frozen lakes, You're doing that on the Fjordrun

Drive a Ferrari, Get a live

Plaster a mates car in offensive stickers, Does shrink wrap count as well? You did that in May and July

Hide a pack of stinky french cheese under someones seat, Someone did that to you and me in July

Empty a bottle of liquid a*se into someones MX5....... you did that July

Anything original Tipex...? :P

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Plaster a mates car in offensive stickers,

Hide a pack of stinky french cheese under someones seat,

Empty a bottle of liquid a*se into someones MX5.......

Sounds familiar... :uhoh:

I'm doing Le Mans next year for the first time, Route 66 doesn't appeal in any shape or form, and I doubt I'll ever own/drive a Kereammismeg CCX.

How about overtaking a cop flat out.. on the autobahn. Childish but hugely enjoyable. :)

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How about overtaking a cop flat out.. on the autobahn. Childish but hugely enjoyable. :)

Or how about overtaking a cop flat out.. on the A259 coast road between Eastbourne and Bexhill.....:uhoh:

Childish, and hugely expensive!:nono:

Twas many years ago though, back when Mk 2 16V Astras were (almost) respectable:confused:

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Bollox to "hmmm". Get yourself a 156 V6 and tank it down there +++

OK, so you'll have to leave a few days early, but imagine the class of arriving in an Alfa. On the back of a French recovery truck...

I think I've blagged a Lotus for Le Mans, but the Scumballer in me wants a Alfa 164 3.0 Cloverleaf, in a faded red, with a boot full of Carrefours finest p1ssy french lager, two dozen packets of walkers and a sleeping bag. :)

It'll never happen, but another one on my 'to do' list is the Mongol Rally, for the opportunities of belt and braces spannering in the middle of no-where, and the opportunity for creating international incidents in 'somewhere'stan.

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Visit Maranello (I went to many car plants in Europe back in the day, but only Fiat in Italy).

Build my own Westfield (brochure been sat on my desk for about 5 years now).

Do a demolition derby thing (pref somewhere cr*p, like Southend, or Skeggy, in the rain).

Take the kids on holiday in a old school VW van like this :

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