theduisbergkid Posted April 30, 2010 Report Share Posted April 30, 2010 Mild warning for some language, have a shufty through this lot, some classics.... Mumsnet, sorry no M1LF action, just lots of driving horror stories from the Horse's mouth Some gems... "I got momentarily distracted and kept waving him in without looking and got him to drive into the back of his own car, buckling the bumper and smashing the back light. " "my best friend once stopped behind a row of parked cars for 15 MINUTES!! thinking it was the queue for a roundabout." "I drove into a car park space, tried to reverse out, slammed into a car behibnd me, made its alarm and lights go off, and then drove out in panic and fear of retribution at high speed like Dukes of Hazzard" "because I have a company car, i take great pleasure in not giving a rat's arse about other people's car doors if they park too close to me. i just push my door into theirs " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruiser647 Posted April 30, 2010 Report Share Posted April 30, 2010 I think you need a 'car horror story' warning on this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeNobody Posted April 30, 2010 Report Share Posted April 30, 2010 - I cannot park to save my life. I have to have at least three bays in a row, and even then there's no guarantee which one I'll end up in.Pure genius... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcon magnifique Posted April 30, 2010 Report Share Posted April 30, 2010 - I cannot park to save my life. I have to have at least three bays in a row, and even then there's no guarantee which one I'll end up in. Pure genius... And yet will they take that excuse when you 'accidentally' stick it up her arse? No chance! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeNobody Posted April 30, 2010 Report Share Posted April 30, 2010 It's a bloody disgrace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcon magnifique Posted April 30, 2010 Report Share Posted April 30, 2010 It's a bloody disgrace You need to be more gentle. And use lube. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeNobody Posted April 30, 2010 Report Share Posted April 30, 2010 Thanks. I thought I must be doing something wrong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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