Hopsta Posted February 4, 2004 Report Share Posted February 4, 2004 Jordan And Peter Andre Having Sex In The Jungle When They Hear A Noise, Jordan Says "Is That Jonny Rotten?" Andre Answers "I Farking Hope Not, I've Only Got This 1!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kermit Posted February 4, 2004 Report Share Posted February 4, 2004 I don't get it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted February 4, 2004 Report Share Posted February 4, 2004 [ QUOTE ] I don't get it [/ QUOTE ] Oh dear Neil Lydon = Johny Rotten from the sex pistols , who is also in I'm a celeb! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jem2768 Posted February 4, 2004 Report Share Posted February 4, 2004 [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] I don't get it [/ QUOTE ] Oh dear Neil Lydon = Johny Rotten from the sex pistols , who is also in I'm a celeb! [/ QUOTE ] Errrrrrr Neil Lydon???????? um John Lydon i think you'll find! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted February 4, 2004 Report Share Posted February 4, 2004 Absolutly.. why did I think Neil.. Maybe he looks like a neil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foggy Posted February 4, 2004 Report Share Posted February 4, 2004 Did you see that see reckons she has banged Beckham WTF is that about, says it will be covered in her new book though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kermit Posted February 4, 2004 Report Share Posted February 4, 2004 [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] I don't get it [/ QUOTE ] Oh dear Neil Lydon = Johny Rotten from the sex pistols , who is also in I'm a celeb! [/ QUOTE ] sorry dude, i am not into "celeb" stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brabus Posted February 4, 2004 Report Share Posted February 4, 2004 [ QUOTE ] Did you see that see reckons she has banged Beckham WTF is that about, says it will be covered in her new book though [/ QUOTE ] Is there someone she hasnt banged...what a tart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted February 4, 2004 Report Share Posted February 4, 2004 She's totally minging isn't she.. anyone here fancy her? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foggy Posted February 4, 2004 Report Share Posted February 4, 2004 To be fair to her, I thought she was alright when she was Katie Price and not this silicon titted twat that she has become. Also, I don't know if anyone saw her on Frank Skinner, she came across as really quite down to earth and reckoned she poked less than 10 guys in total. Got to be honest though, the I wouldn't f*ck her with yours mate let alone use my own when you see her public persona Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hopsta Posted February 4, 2004 Author Report Share Posted February 4, 2004 Yeah.. but Dave would Shag anything Was my joke funny tho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted February 4, 2004 Report Share Posted February 4, 2004 [ QUOTE ] Was my joke funny tho [/ QUOTE ] Yes mate.. I'm still clearing up the piss Shag anything??.. who.. moi???.. must have me mistaken for someone else Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kermit Posted February 4, 2004 Report Share Posted February 4, 2004 [ QUOTE ] She's totally minging isn't she.. anyone here fancy her? [/ QUOTE ] she is all fake, fake lips, fake boobs, fake arse, probably fake pussy. argh, If I was the last man on earth and the universe would depend on me her, I would say universe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimonU Posted February 4, 2004 Report Share Posted February 4, 2004 [ QUOTE ] ...If I was the last man on earth... [/ QUOTE ] Ah! But you're a frog so it don't count! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kermit Posted February 4, 2004 Report Share Posted February 4, 2004 [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] ...If I was the last man on earth... [/ QUOTE ] Ah! But you're a frog so it don't count! [/ QUOTE ] ssssshhhhhhhh you've never been told, if you kiss a frog... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimonU Posted February 5, 2004 Report Share Posted February 5, 2004 [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] ...If I was the last man on earth... [/ QUOTE ] Ah! But you're a frog so it don't count! [/ QUOTE ] ssssshhhhhhhh you've never been told, if you kiss a frog... [/ QUOTE ] The girl down Supersnaps told me that..."Someday your prints will come..." Now where did I put my coat...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smudge Posted February 5, 2004 Report Share Posted February 5, 2004 [ QUOTE ] To be fair to her, I thought she was alright when she was Katie Price and not this silicon titted twat that she has become. Also, I don't know if anyone saw her on Frank Skinner, she came across as really quite down to earth and reckoned she poked less than 10 guys in total. [/ QUOTE ] I fel a little sorry for her. She has a craving for attention & both the times she was on Frank Skinner she was relatively down to earth, but a little sad. She just appears to be one of those people that will never lead any form of a normal life. Which is a shame, cos she ain't ugly & her bod's not bad, till you get to those feckin balloons! What was she thinking??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
s4dreamer Posted February 5, 2004 Report Share Posted February 5, 2004 [ QUOTE ] cos she ain't ugly [/ QUOTE ] You've got to be joking Al - look at her closeup on IACGMOOH - I've seen better looking badger's arses! Even Jenny Bond is more attractive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smudge Posted February 5, 2004 Report Share Posted February 5, 2004 Should have gone to spec savers then!! Well she can look ok when she sticks a bit of slap on, can't she?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smudge Posted February 5, 2004 Report Share Posted February 5, 2004 [ QUOTE ] Even Jenny Bond is more attractive [/ QUOTE ] Now just hang on a mo!! I didn't really spot that!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
s4dreamer Posted February 5, 2004 Report Share Posted February 5, 2004 [ QUOTE ] Should have gone to spec savers then!! [/ QUOTE ] Hahahaha, yeah, I do need some reading specs now I'm getting old [ QUOTE ] Well she can look ok when she sticks a bit of slap on, can't she?? [/ QUOTE ] Sorry, she's just not my type: a) Badger butt ugly b) Only has two brain cells, and both are located in her chest c) Those breasts are just feckin' awful d) Her public persona is that of a first-class tart Now, tell me again why you'd like to poke her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brabus Posted February 5, 2004 Report Share Posted February 5, 2004 [ QUOTE ] Now, tell me again why you'd like to poke her [/ QUOTE ] Cause she'd be real filthy in bed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drillslinger Posted February 5, 2004 Report Share Posted February 5, 2004 Is she the one who used her cell phone to get off while on the way to some awards show?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulboy Posted February 5, 2004 Report Share Posted February 5, 2004 JENNY BOND! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smudge Posted February 6, 2004 Report Share Posted February 6, 2004 [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Now, tell me again why you'd like to poke her [/ QUOTE ] Cause she'd be real filthy in bed [/ QUOTE ] Thats the one!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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