Andy_Bangle Posted January 25, 2013 Report Share Posted January 25, 2013 Not seen this accident mentioned on an ambulance chasers TV ad: Mishandled Vibrator Lodges in Client – Homeowner’s Policy Pays Six Figure Settlement (Link is safe for work, it's to a Personal Injury Attorneys website) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
m4ttm4son Posted January 25, 2013 Report Share Posted January 25, 2013 Ridiculous story, ridiculous outcome. From those version of events, I'd say he definitely had it coming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruiser647 Posted January 25, 2013 Report Share Posted January 25, 2013 he definitely had it coming. He might have a good few times........... Why didn't they sue the vibrator company? And then the fact that the younger man agreed to have it inserted.............. buggers belief. edit - sorry, beggars belief. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patently Posted January 25, 2013 Report Share Posted January 25, 2013 This is why I couldn't be a proper lawyer. By the time he'd finished telling me his tale of woe, there's no way I'd be able to keep a straight face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Posted January 25, 2013 Report Share Posted January 25, 2013 mmm, depends on the fees. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patently Posted January 25, 2013 Report Share Posted January 25, 2013 mmm, depends on the fees. That makes you laugh even more. You're just holding on, then you think "He's paying me £££ to listen to this" and them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Posted January 25, 2013 Report Share Posted January 25, 2013 You mean ££££££. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patently Posted January 25, 2013 Report Share Posted January 25, 2013 Only if I have a big repair bill from Caterham that week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waylander Posted January 26, 2013 Report Share Posted January 26, 2013 Some of the stuff that comes through casualty is fantastic - takes alot to keep a straight face sometimes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Posted January 26, 2013 Report Share Posted January 26, 2013 I get the usual reasons for marks and stains on carpets/upholstery. The one that made me cough/laugh/wince was when I went to clean a customers settee. I said it looked in great condition and why was she was having it cleaned? She replied 'I caught my husband having sex on it with a prostitute!' Oh, I see. Er, Er, I'll just pop to the van. Didn't fancy that job and drove off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tipex Posted January 26, 2013 Report Share Posted January 26, 2013 Easy money that, just squirt a bit of water on with a mister spray, make some machine type noises and give her a bill, don't even need to touch it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booster Posted January 26, 2013 Report Share Posted January 26, 2013 Mrs went to a murder at a hotel to do her SOCO stuff. The scatter cushions on the bed had 17 different DNA profiles on them. It wasn't from hair!! They are always thrown straight on the floor when we go to a hotel!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruiser647 Posted January 27, 2013 Report Share Posted January 27, 2013 Mrs went to a murder at a hotel to do her SOCO stuff. The scatter cushions on the bed had 17 different DNA profiles on them. It wasn't from hair!!They are always thrown straight on the floor when we go to a hotel!! Probably best not to test the curtains neither....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
collease Posted January 28, 2013 Report Share Posted January 28, 2013 Probably best not to test the curtains neither....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcon magnifique Posted January 28, 2013 Report Share Posted January 28, 2013 Probably best not to test the curtains neither....... So it's not just me who does that then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tipex Posted January 28, 2013 Report Share Posted January 28, 2013 So it's not just me who does that then? That means you've touched another mans boy juice! I reckon that makes you gay! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcon magnifique Posted January 29, 2013 Report Share Posted January 29, 2013 I knew staying in hotels for so long would have some horrible long term effect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tipex Posted January 29, 2013 Report Share Posted January 29, 2013 I bet you've got AIDS and everything now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcon magnifique Posted January 29, 2013 Report Share Posted January 29, 2013 Ah... so maybe the sore ankle wasn't gout after all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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