Hopsta Posted March 6, 2013 Report Share Posted March 6, 2013 Shamelessly pinched from The Daily Mash.... NEW compulsory ID cards for northerners will allow the government to track their movements. A growing north-south divide has seen immigrants from as far afield as Rotherham and Burnley heading south in search of work, housing and free health care. Health secretary Jeremy Hunt said: “These people need to know that NHS does not stand for Northern Health Service. “Northerners may still travel freely in the South, but must maintain their accents at all time and not offer anyone a ‘barm cake’.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcon magnifique Posted March 6, 2013 Report Share Posted March 6, 2013 You won't be laughing when we've built the wall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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