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An Irishman was terribly overweight so his doctor put him on a diet. "I

want you to eat regularly for 2 days... then skip a day...then eat

regularly again for 2 days... then skip a day...and repeat this procedure

for 2 weeks.

The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds."

When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly

60lbs!

"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said. "Did you follow my instructions?"

The Irishman nodded ..

"I'll tell you though, I t'aut I were going to

drop dead on dat third day."

"From the hunger, you mean?" asked the doctor.

"No, from the skippin".

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