Calm Chris Posted March 8, 2013 Report Share Posted March 8, 2013 An Irishman was terribly overweight so his doctor put him on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days... then skip a day...then eat regularly again for 2 days... then skip a day...and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds." When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60lbs! "Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said. "Did you follow my instructions?" The Irishman nodded .. "I'll tell you though, I t'aut I were going to drop dead on dat third day." "From the hunger, you mean?" asked the doctor. "No, from the skippin". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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