garcon magnifique Posted April 10, 2014 Report Share Posted April 10, 2014 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChaiHal Posted April 11, 2014 Report Share Posted April 11, 2014 I like it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruiser647 Posted April 11, 2014 Report Share Posted April 11, 2014 In actual fact, I could not tell you my sitting MPs' name. Not a clue. I was at my local car wash a few years back, got chatting to an old boy about 'stuff' and he worked for a local MP called Stewart Jackson. I thought he was the local one for my area. (seen the signs with his name on it) Turns out, he's for the north of the river in Peterborough and another chap is for my area south of the river. Just looked him up - bloke called Vora. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewNiceMrMe Posted April 11, 2014 Report Share Posted April 11, 2014 (edited) I can tell you my MP's name. He's called Tosser. This is largely because he recently thought it right to approve plans for a £1m 'flood reduction' scheme in a place called Shiremoor. It will protect residents and their properties. What he failed to recognise is that the rest of the constituency (of which Shiremoor should NEVER be a part) would love nothing more than for it to be flooded. Under about 10 metres of water should just about do it. Edited April 11, 2014 by NewNiceMrMe 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcon magnifique Posted April 11, 2014 Author Report Share Posted April 11, 2014 I have the delightful pleasure of having our current Chancellor as my local MP. Thoroughly die-hard Conservative constituency as you might imagine (bar the Hamilton blip) but I think it's fair to say Gideon is tolerated rather than liked. Apparently as a yoof he was a bit like Dubbya in that nobody expected him to come to much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewNiceMrMe Posted April 11, 2014 Report Share Posted April 11, 2014 I have the delightful pleasure of having our current Chancellor as my local MP. I'd move. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcon magnifique Posted April 11, 2014 Author Report Share Posted April 11, 2014 But if I stay, that suggests you'll never move near me. Quandary... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewNiceMrMe Posted April 11, 2014 Report Share Posted April 11, 2014 Oi, I'm a Plastic Geordie so we'll have less of this moving lark if you don't mind. Milo is a Plastic Geordie too, did you know that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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