S3Bangs Posted May 5, 2017 Report Share Posted May 5, 2017 Heard this the other day. Thought it was funny. Boy and his Grandad are at home. Grandad is having a pint when the boy goes up to him and sits on his lap Grandson : Can I have some of your beer Grandad? Grandad : Does your penis touch your arsehole? Grandson : No, why? Grandad : Well if it doesn’t, you can’t have any Boy goes away A few hours later, Grandad is having a smoke. Grandson : Can I have a puff Grandad? Grandad : Does your penis touch your arsehole? Grandson : No, why? Grandad : Well if it doesn’t, you can’t have any Boy goes away The next day, the boy is out on the Porch having some cookies. Grandad walks on to the Porch and sees the cookies. His eyes light up and proceeds to ask his Grandson Hey, can I have some of your cookies? Boy asks…aaaagh! Grandad, does your penis touch your arsehole? Grandad ever so confident replies… Of course it does! Grandson replies…Well Grandad, if it does, why don’t you go **** yourself! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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